Anyone know any Tranformers jokes?
Anyone know any Tranformers jokes?
Thought might be funny so I will start.
Optimus, bumblebee, prowl and Jazz are stood looking at a decepticon mine field. Optimus says "we must get across this mine field, prowl you go first"
Prowl obeys and steps out into the mine field and BOOM, he's blown to peices.
Jazz transforms and tries to drive across and BOOM, gone.
"you turn Bumblebee" says optimus.
Bumblebee drives off, only to return later with a large pig and some huge bedsprings. He attatches the springs to the pigs legs before climbing on top. He slaps the pig on the ass and it starts to hop across the mine field untill he is safe on the other side.
"How did you do that?" says Optimus,
"Four-sprung-pork-technique" replies Bumblebee.
Optimus, bumblebee, prowl and Jazz are stood looking at a decepticon mine field. Optimus says "we must get across this mine field, prowl you go first"
Prowl obeys and steps out into the mine field and BOOM, he's blown to peices.
Jazz transforms and tries to drive across and BOOM, gone.
"you turn Bumblebee" says optimus.
Bumblebee drives off, only to return later with a large pig and some huge bedsprings. He attatches the springs to the pigs legs before climbing on top. He slaps the pig on the ass and it starts to hop across the mine field untill he is safe on the other side.
"How did you do that?" says Optimus,
"Four-sprung-pork-technique" replies Bumblebee.
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Perhaps the only viable TF joke evar. And one that Emvee's been telling for about nine years.
Genuine recent exchange:
Person A: "Do we have to walk? Can't we call up Jetfire and take the spacebridge?"
Person B: "There will be no crap Transformers jokes tonight."
Me: "What about good ones?"
Person B: "Can you think of any?"
Me: "Good point."
Genuine recent exchange:
Person A: "Do we have to walk? Can't we call up Jetfire and take the spacebridge?"
Person B: "There will be no crap Transformers jokes tonight."
Me: "What about good ones?"
Person B: "Can you think of any?"
Me: "Good point."
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