(drunk post) happy fathars day and such guys!

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:53 am

Its so funny that I used to have to drink like at least a pint to a fifth of JackDanials to get even a slight buzz, yet I haven't frank anything for like almosty 3 years and now i'm buizzed on beer! My fatehr in law is gonna be so pissed when he sees that i drank all his beer in the morning Haahaha!

Itrs so goddamned funny. I love that tommorrow ias fatehrs day. I'm a ftehr to two kids, whom I have a;lready put to bed. My wife jsut started working a 3rd shigt job so i'm sitting her alone and bored and decidce its a good idea to drink this beer. Funny thing is I never qwould touch beer cuz I saw it as a waste of time, never could catch a buzz on it. Now I'm fairly biuzzed from the shit, and its not nearly as nasty trasting after the third one is it?

I have a website inw hich i write poetry and such, I don't lnopw how many peole here knopw that, but I haven't written anything in liek almsot ayear as i have had writers blick, and the other night i wrote something new, so i'm fairly proud of it, you should check it out! Here is the link, http://www.lurkmore.com/ackula/00060.html

You guys are grweat, I enjoy being a mod here, keep up the great work everyone!

Civ · Post by **Civ** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:53 am

A drunk post and wishing Dads everywhere well for a holiday. Two birds, one stone. That's efficiency right there, folks.

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:11 pm

Civ's learned from his mistakes. Thought his post was going to be in the same vein as his disastrous Mother's Day post. Oh well...

Civ · Post by **Civ** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:31 pm

Aardvark wrote:Civ's learned from his mistakes.

Well sure, if I keep making the same mistakes, they're bound to penetrate even my thick skull sooner or later.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:48 pm

Very uncharacteristic of me. Please do excuse my drunken posting from last night :\

And yes indeed, I'm very proud of Civ for having the foresight not to bungle up the thread...yet

electro girl · Post by **electro girl** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:50 pm

i got my dad a wind up dancing robot from red5 for £4 he has told me ''if you ever get me a bloody transformer ill just punch you'' so ive stayed un punched today yay!

Zeeks · Post by **Zeeks** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:37 pm

We took Dad to a nice restaurant today, and on the way out, I gave him the customary hug and kiss, and for some strange reason, the following words popped out of my mouth:

"You are the best, handsome man!"

Skidmark · Post by **Skidmark** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:33 pm

Baked my dad a cake today.I swear he wolfed it down in 3 minutes.Now we're watching Tiger Woods play golf.

secretcode · Post by **secretcode** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:47 pm

Zeeks wrote:We took Dad to a nice restaurant today, and on the way out, I gave him the customary hug and kiss, and for some strange reason, the following words popped out of my mouth:

"You are the best, handsome man!"

As long as that's all that's popped out of your mouth.

Zeeks · Post by **Zeeks** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:05 am

secretcode wrote:As long as that's all that's popped out of your mouth.

Out of morbid curiosity, what else did you imagine popping out of my mouth?

Skidmark · Post by **Skidmark** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:09 am

Knowing Maju's sense of humor I don't wanna know.

secretcode · Post by **secretcode** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:40 am

Zeeks wrote:Out of morbid curiosity, what else did you imagine popping out of my mouth?

I was kidding. That was the first thing that popped into my head when I read that.

Zeeks · Post by **Zeeks** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:02 am

Skidmark wrote:Knowing Maju's sense of humor I don't wanna know.

Oh, that is the EXACT reason I would like to know what the child was thinking.

secretcode wrote:I was kidding. That was the first thing that popped into my head when I read that.

Yes, I understand that- and that is exactly how I took it.

I'm just curious about what your imagination told you....

slartibartfast · Post by **slartibartfast** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:30 pm

Kali wrote:http://www.lurkmore.com/ackula/00060.html

Probably my favourite of all those that I've read. Good stuff.

Kali wrote:Please do excuse my drunken posting from last night :\

Absolutely not! Drunken posting is poetry in its' own right, nothing to excuse.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:33 pm

slartibartfast wrote:Probably my favourite of all those that I've read. Good stuff.

Thanks slarti I appreciate that

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:17 pm

Kali wrote:http://www.lurkmore.com/ackula/00060.html

Hey man, that's great! It's even easy on the eyes; not having read much poetry at all, I find most pieces an effort to read.

Kali wrote:repeating but fragments
always shall it be so
trust in me my love
be it always without end

Is this referring to iteration and the Golden Ratio? I was thinking about it today.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:56 am

Actually yes, just in passing reference. Also applies to the numerical value of the poem and the concept of chaos theory, and thusly applied as a metaphor to my relationship with the person the poem is meant for. Thanks for taking the time to read

TFARCHIVE FORUMS

(drunk post) happy fathars day and such guys!

(drunk post) happy fathars day and such guys!

channeling Shia LaBouf....