Preview of this week's Mayhem
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Preview of this week's Mayhem
Mayhem returns from it's two month tour of the Orient and Europe! The AWF Superstars have battled the world's finest and each other and now are set to return to the Staples Center in LA! Mr. Reilly has promised a HUGE announcement that will shake the very foundation of the AWF!!! Plus, Morpheus will address the American fans for the first time since becoming the AWF Champion!
Featured Matches include, but not limited to:
A World Title Number 1 Contender's Match: Sixswitch v Tempest
A TV Title Match: Strafe v Cloudstrifer
An AWF IC Title Match: The Game v The Wild One
And an AWF Hardcore Title Match: Sir Auros v Wolfang v D-Extreme v Black Zarak
These matches and many more to be announced the night of the show when Mayhem returns to Monday nights!
OOC: Yeah...I'm back...deal with it and get the word out that the AWF has returned!
Featured Matches include, but not limited to:
A World Title Number 1 Contender's Match: Sixswitch v Tempest
A TV Title Match: Strafe v Cloudstrifer
An AWF IC Title Match: The Game v The Wild One
And an AWF Hardcore Title Match: Sir Auros v Wolfang v D-Extreme v Black Zarak
These matches and many more to be announced the night of the show when Mayhem returns to Monday nights!
OOC: Yeah...I'm back...deal with it and get the word out that the AWF has returned!
- Ravage
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You know I see one thing wrong with this card.
Why is the Double putz and my man Tempest fighting for the number one contendership?
We all know it should be TC or myself or both. I didn't see either of those two winning the Archieve bowl.
Either way if I get my shot at gold it's going to be in the GPA locker room.
Why is the Double putz and my man Tempest fighting for the number one contendership?
We all know it should be TC or myself or both. I didn't see either of those two winning the Archieve bowl.
Either way if I get my shot at gold it's going to be in the GPA locker room.
The bunnies, they give me knowledge it is neat.
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The only necessity for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
- Thundercracker
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He may be my main competition for #1 contendership, but folks, he is right. It should be Big Daddy Rav and The Whole F'n Show fighting for that slot. We are the two that "won" the archivebowl or hoever they are going to rule it out. So Reilly you better have some good explaining figured out.
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How about this, slapnuts? The Double S is better than both of you put together. The Welsh Wonder puts arses in seats. You two put arses on toilets. The Double S is the most exciting superstar in the AWF today. You two are a cure for insomnia. The Double S just lost the AWF title to a dumb choice of match by Reilly. So the Double S is entitled to his rematch. Bitchfest is just a formality, and he knows it.
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You want to talk about rematches for the title jackmo. Who was the man without the balls to give me a rematch for my belt...yeah that was you. See Sixbitch you were to afraid to face me when you had the belt because you knew the I would get it right back. You talk about how you put the people into the seats...son I've been doing that since before you were still jobbing to the likes of Cloudstrifer
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Hey hey hey, the Double S got more balls than Wimbledon. It's just a matter of time management. With all the partying, drinking, chilling, driving and fighting worthy opponents I had to do, I just couldn't fit you in. Nothing personal, but hey, thems the breaks.
And the Welsh Wonder has never jobbed to CloudStrifer. In fact, the Double S's history goes all the way back to the founding of the AWF. All the way back to the time you were getting bitchslapped by Blaster. So don't talk to me about history. Because I'd be more than happy to see history repeat itself.
You want some?
Come get some!
And the Welsh Wonder has never jobbed to CloudStrifer. In fact, the Double S's history goes all the way back to the founding of the AWF. All the way back to the time you were getting bitchslapped by Blaster. So don't talk to me about history. Because I'd be more than happy to see history repeat itself.
You want some?
Come get some!
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Originally posted by Ravage
We all know it should be TC or myself or both. I didn't see either of those two winning the Archieve bowl.
IC: Lets see so you're wondering why is Sexswitch and The GPA Waterboy are getting a Number #1 contendership match for the AWF Championship? It's very simple Turdcrapper and Big Daddy
Bitch both SUCK!
Not that Sexswitch and The Waterboy are much of an improvement.
Originally posted by Sir Auros
Thee hardcor champ vs. a bunch of perdedors I beet meny times befor? Only way eet'll be hardcor ees eef I brake som maricon's teeth.
IC: Excuse me amigo... might i remind your sorry ass that it tapped out to yours truly, the Merseyside Marauder? Thought it might have slipped your mind hombre....
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- Ravage
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Whoa whoa what double S. You know what that should stand for Double Stupid.
If I were you I would not be telling me want some come get some. As that is exactly what myself and I am sure TC want to get into the ring with you and rip you apart.
If anything you should be sucking up to anyone you can to keep us as far away from you as the FCC and Monday Night Football.
And Cyberputz, you know with how many times TC or myself have kicked your ass. Hell we beat you more times than the Patoits have the Colts. But thats right your envyous of the one thing you suck too much to get. A title shot.
So whats the story people. One of the two men that won last night or the both of us deserve a shot so whats up AWF?
If I were you I would not be telling me want some come get some. As that is exactly what myself and I am sure TC want to get into the ring with you and rip you apart.
If anything you should be sucking up to anyone you can to keep us as far away from you as the FCC and Monday Night Football.
And Cyberputz, you know with how many times TC or myself have kicked your ass. Hell we beat you more times than the Patoits have the Colts. But thats right your envyous of the one thing you suck too much to get. A title shot.
So whats the story people. One of the two men that won last night or the both of us deserve a shot so whats up AWF?
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Originally posted by Ravage
And Cyberputz, you know with how many times TC or myself have kicked your ass. Hell we beat you more times than the Patoits have the Colts. But thats right your envyous of the one thing you suck too much to get. A title shot.
IC: In singles TC has beaten me one time and you never have beaten me one-on-one and once in a tag-team match.
(OOC Has Ravage and my character ever had a one-on-one singles match? I can't remember.)
But I kicked TC's ass in my first match here, I followed that
up by beating the both of you in a HiaC/Last Man Standing Match
me and D-Extreme kicked the crap out you two at least twice in tag-team matches.
So I think it's safe to say that I have beaten you two losers more times than you'll ever beaten me.
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Well, it looks like the booking guys are wanting me to go big. So the game is my first singles match. Well let me tell you something game. When I come in, I will come in with guns a blazing. Trust me when I tell you this. I don't slack off. I don't make excusses. I don't cheat. I do what it takes. And that is wrestle. I made my point in other feds. I will make my point know in this one. I will give the fans something to look up to. There is nothing anyone can do about. Wanna know why? Because it's time the fans have got a true role model. Not someone willing to stab someone in the back at a monemts notice. When I get in that ring, no matter what happens, someone is going to get there as kicked my me! To paraphrase the Hulkster, WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN IT'S TIME TO GET WILD!!!!!!
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