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Shockmeister · Post by **Shockmeister** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 5:56 am

Ssschizophhrenic? Ass in, multiple perssonalitiess? When havve I yet claimed to be more thhan one persson?

No, I am ffrom a diffferent land, or a diffferent country, iff you will. Not a planet. Not anymore...Anyway...You'vve done much worssse thhan porn, sso you shhould not be terribly worried ovver any punishhment related ot thhat.

And I havve not been touched by a woman in sevveral decadess. I can take a hint, y'know.

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:01 am

OOC: Schizophrenics typically see other people or hear voices - might even be delusional. People with multiple personality disorder... have multiple personalities. I think. Im not really sure. And to think, I got an A in psych

IC: If by much worse than porn, you mean... lesbian porn? Then yes I have... yes I have oh so much.

If not a woman then who is your ball and chai..... oh, I get it. Its ok, we're all very accepting. Im glad that you're so open with your sexuality.

Or maybe you just meant your right hand. And if so, do you draw a picture of a woman on it? And if so did you name her Betty? And if so, can I see a picture?

Shockmeister · Post by **Shockmeister** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:21 am

OOC: Ta for info.

IC: Well...yess, I ssupposse it iss eassier ffor you to undersstand ssuch thingss thhat way. I'll let you havve your little delussionss about me.

I nevver knew off any lessbian porn. Iff you're being truthhfful...can I havve some oncce you are done?

And thhere'ss nothhing on my right hand. Exxcept ssome twenty-year-old dirt under ovverly long ffingernailss. And a ffunny ssmell...oh wait, thhat'ss all ovver me. Nevvermind. But I'll ssend you a picture iff you wishh.

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:24 am

How dare you attack my right to lesbian porn! It is my full fledged priveledge as a red blooded american male!

>twiches< for this... you will burn in the heat of a thousand suns.... >twich, twich<

Shockmeister · Post by **Shockmeister** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:30 am

*stares blankly*

Yesss. I'll go get on withh thhe whole burning thhing, thhen...you mad, mad weirdo...

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:39 am

I've got a lighter if you need it. You can go ahead and get one more cheating, pathetic little holier-than-thou twerp out of my face.

Do you really think anyone will miss you?

Shockmeister · Post by **Shockmeister** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:48 am

I could not care lesss iff anyone would noticce my abssencce. I would not be gone ffor long. I won't leavve...I can't leavve...not until my misssion, my obligation, my sssole purposse in ssemi-liffe hass been accomplisshhed! And for that to occur, all must be judgged...

The crime iss liffe, the sssentencce iss DEATHHH!

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:52 am

To be fair, I dont live much of a life.

And Im not sure how serious I can take a guy with a bucket on his head. I mean... come on.

Shockmeister · Post by **Shockmeister** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:32 pm

*snorts* And you would ssay thhe ssame to Darthh Vvader, I pressume?

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:06 pm

yeah! That guy was such a tool.

And you really think you are that bad? You think you are that evil? The only thing I think that you and vader have in common is a bad case of asthma.

That, and you are both gonna wind up dying after getting the **** beat out of you from someone you didnt expect it from. You both are gonna have died on a cold lonely floor while everyone around you runs away. You are both gonna have died sucking as weezing, while you lie there missing a few limbs.

And you know why that is? Its 'cause Im gonna kill you, death. You wont know what hit you. You think you're old school bad evil? I dont think you even passed first grade bully.

I'm gonna make death dead.

Shockmeister · Post by **Shockmeister** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:34 pm

<The picture on a backstage monitor comes into focus, revealing Judge Death staring into the camera. An odd twitch plays about Death's face for a moment, before he throws his head back and...>

"HrrnhmmmblublahahahaHAHAHAHA! AhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Oooh..."

<Death lowers his pitiless gaze once more, an unnatrually wide grin gracing his putrid face.>

"Oh, my dear ffool, you jusst don't undersstand evven thhe ssimplesst notions, do you? Becausse, ass any kindergartener could infform you..."

<Death's expression returns to one of great indignation, as he bellows one of his more popular phrases...>

"You cannot kill what doess not livve!"

<Death turns away, folding his arms across his chest.>

"And regarding your sstatement...why, yesss, I do havve certain ssimilarities withh thhe former Lord Vvader. Unffortunately ffor people like you - thhat iss, thhose who ssee ffit to get in my way - there iss no 'goodnesss' insside thiss shhell. There iss no Anakin Sskywalker. And beffore you say anythhing sstupid, no, I am mosst ccertainly NOT your fathher. I am simply a being which sstandss up ffor what thhey believve in, ffor the greater beneffit off all off mankind. Thhat, and I wear a ssimilarly sstupid cosstume. But enoughh."

<Death looks up at the ceiling, almost as if he intends to glare a hole right through it.>

"Iff anuthhing hitss me - which sseemss unlikely - I will know what it iss; an exxcceptionally brain-dead monkey withh more tessticular ffortitude thhan common ssensse. Undersstand thhat ffrom what you havve brought upon yoursselff, there iss no shhying away ffrom. You will be judgged, and thhat iss, quite ffrankly, thhe be-all and end-all off thhiss matter. Adieu."

<The monitor bursts into static...>

Raven Darkstorm · Post by **Raven Darkstorm** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:02 pm

Originally posted by xille
Excellent. Like I said Game, I didn't want any problems, and I'm glad we don't have any. The X has had problems with people calling him weak before, and I don't plan on the slight possibility of that happening again. So, I had to make sure you weren't talking about me. Sorry if that offended you.

I'm also glad that you're still on the GPA. I know you don't need my permission, but by all means, after you get through Mat Man and Ravage, take on Stone Cold. I've got no problem with that. The X will buy his popcorn and then sit in the front row. I just wanted to make sure that the job against the GPA was getting done. You know how I can get.

And yes, I am still looking for my own example of pain. That may come in my war against the GPA, it may not. Hell, maybe someday you can show me the meaning of pain, Erik. In fact, I look forward to that.

IC: The only thing I see here is a ruined tag-team division with two chumps as tag-team champions now me and my half-brother
Vanth Dreadstar vowed that we wouldn't come back until the AWF had got some half way decent tag-teams but since that is not going to happen anytime near soon. Xille you and Vin Ghostal
shine up those belts that you got and get ready because....

...A StarStorm is coming and hell is coming with it!

Quote the Raven nevermore.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:14 pm

Xille you and the Game sound like a bunch of jocks talking about who has the bigger member.

You keep on ragging on and on about how the AWF needs to take care of the GPA.

But you forget you won't ever get rid of us. And if God decided to rid the world of us it sure as hell would never be you who did it.

And Game, keep making challeneges with everyone, just remember when we get into the ring, I hope you think of all those matches you wanted to make after I break you in half and you lay there praying to whatever as the EMT's try to put you back together that maybe you should have kept your broken head on me first.

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:19 pm

Originally posted by Ravage
Xille you and the Game sound like a bunch of jocks talking about who has the bigger member.

I do.

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:59 pm

Raven, who in the hell do you think you are? First off, you openly admit to vowing never to return and now that you have, you immediately demand a shot at my title? The one I worked my ass off to take from Divebomb? Ha.

If you had half a clue, Tweetie, you would've heard me when I said that I'm not the one taking the challenges. Sure, I'll kick your ass. I've got no problem with that. You can walk The Last Mile and then count with me as I get the 123. But I don't care that you want a shot at my belt.

I tell you what, Blood and Thunder are looking for some jobbers. Maybe you should apply there. To spell it out for you, maybe you should earn a number one contendership by actually beating some former Tag Team champs, like the NWA or Blood and Thunder. Then Ghostal might like to hear what you have to say. Personally, I wouldn't either way.

Now, onto more important matters.

Ravage, you speak of God and what He chooses? Well, I hate to break it to you Ravvy, but so far the Lord Almighty has seen quite fit to give me a pretty good record against the GPA.

Now, I know damn well that could change in a heartbeat, but I think we both know that wouldn't stop me. I'm also sure your current streak isn't going to stop you anytime soon. I guess it's just a matter of a few decades before one of us is forced to retire, then.

Till then, I'll keep showing you why you can't deny the power of X. Till then, I'll keep taking every win I can get and getting revenge for every loss. Till then, baby, I'll keep annoying the hell out of you.

Remember that.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:29 am

Xille the problem is you really don't matter anymore.

When the time comes and I get into the ring with you again. I will squash you like a bug.

But first things first, unlike that fool the Game, I am planning on beating him so he looks worse than Humpty Dumpty after his fall.

Unlike that putz, I won't be making challenges to jobbers like you, but after that I am sure I can fit you somewhere in my schdule between sending flowers to Games funeral and giving money to the HBK Broken Body Fund. Because a body like his really is not much of a waste.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:00 am

Oooo... big bad Daddy Rav in the hiz-owse. Yeah right...

The way you talk, you'd think you'd already actually scored a win over The Game. Could you clarify on whether you have or not? Thought so.

You talk a hell of a big game, Ravage. After you've finished with 'The Game', how about you and me find out if you can fight one? I'm really interested in seeing if I can drag a half-decent match out of your worthless ass.

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:21 am

Originally posted by Wolfang
I'm really interested in seeing if I can drag a half-decent match out of your worthless ass.

I dragged something out once. And then put it back in. And then dragged it out again.

To be fair, I thought he was his mom.

They're both so ugly, its hard to tell!

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:29 am

Wolfie, your not worth my time.

And explain how I am talking like I beat him, I am just telling the world what will happen. If you don't like it why don't you come out during my match and try to stop it?

I mean the Game will need all the help he can get before the EMT's.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:38 am

I'm not worth your time? Man... you talk like you're one of the A-list in this place. Look pal; you ain't one of the top dogs in this house. And you know what? I'm gonna prove it.

You think you're pretty tough because of what you did to O'Con. Newsflash: thats the second time you've prevented me having any match with him. I want some payback for that. I want to fight some of the top talent this place has to offer: G91, Skywarp, Brendinio Heat, Sixswitch, TC... they all know this.

But I'll be happy to smash you up a little first for robbing me of an opportunity.

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