Share your beauty secrets.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Wed May 26, 2010 7:40 am

I would never stoop so love.

I do however produce my very own special cream that cleanses everything. And I mean Everything. Everyone just kneel down with their eyes shut for about five minuets each and I'll deliver a face full.

Rack 'n Ruin · Post by **Rack 'n Ruin** » Wed May 26, 2010 10:57 am

Sades wrote:I think he's hitting on you.

SURPRIZ BUTTSECKS.

Inflatable Dalek? No.

Inflatable Amy? Probably, yeah.

Blaster · Post by **Blaster** » Mon May 31, 2010 7:51 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:five minuets

more like two.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon May 31, 2010 8:09 pm

Blaster wrote:more like two.

And that'd be the best two minuets of your life.

Notabot · Post by **Notabot** » Mon May 31, 2010 10:10 pm

No, Bach and Beethoven did the best two minuets of my life. I doubt your work could compare with theirs.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:40 am

Notabot wrote:No, Bach and Beethoven did the best two minuets of my life. I doubt your work could compare with theirs.

You're one kinky freak.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:04 pm

I make a point to shave before I shower-any little nicks you may get are cauterized by the hot water and mean you don't have to stick loo roll to your throat. That's my theory anyway-kind of like when Rambo closed that wound in his arm by filling it with gunpowder and setting it on fire, but on a smaller, more watery scale. Whatever the reason, it works.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:27 pm

I shave in the shower, just because I'm lazy.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:41 pm

Cliffjumper wrote:I shave in the shower, just because I'm lazy.

Nah-that's just being efficient. I would, but trying to wash whilst leaning out of the range of the shower head to eat my breakfast whilst simultaneously having my morning bowel void-ment makes it a bridge too far.

Blaster · Post by **Blaster** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:16 pm

Cliffjumper wrote:I shave in the shower, just because I'm lazy.

I do it because warm water is nice.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:19 am

Everytime I go through a clean shaven phase I'm painfully reminded why I like having a beard in the first place, I just don't seem to be able to shave without turning my face into a crimson Niagara Falls.

Sixswitch · Post by **Sixswitch** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:52 am

inflatable dalek wrote:Everytime I go through a clean shaven phase I'm painfully reminded why I like having a beard in the first place, I just don't seem to be able to shave without turning my face into a crimson Niagara Falls.

Don't know if this will help, but I've found that Mint Source shaving cream is far better than Gillette at avoiding cuts. No real clue why, but it seems to work for me. Plus I like the minty goodness.

-Ss

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:57 am

I've tried all sorts, but I'll give it a go next time I run out. I think it's just down to me being a ****ing clumsy git who can't even hold a razor properly. It doesn't help that I grow the most stubborn and thick facial hair, meaning that when I want a close shave I really have to go at it.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:42 pm

Some shaving suggestions for Mr Dalek (please tell me to piss off if this is blindingly obvious, patronising or both).

Get a beard trimmer or electric razor-just a cheapy one to knock off the worst of the fuzz before jumping in for the main event (s'what I do when I've let the garden grow).

Apply the shaving cream, and let it sit for a couple of minutes before you attack your face with the razor-it can soften the bristles nicely and make it a more pleasant experience.

I find I get a much better shave if I go 'up', or 'against the grain'. I was always taught otherwise, but I find that going down feels like the hairs are being pulled from my face, whereas going up lifts the hair and gives me a closer cut-I use my free hand to pull the skin taught, which helps a lot too.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:48 am

I shave my head. Saves time and money on haircuts. I recommend it for all.

Viewfind · Post by **Viewfind** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:53 am

Jim wrote:I shave my head. Saves time and money on haircuts. I recommend it for all.

Keep the beard.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:56 am

Viewfind wrote:Keep the beard.

I just shaved it off Tuesday.

Viewfind · Post by **Viewfind** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:00 am

Jim wrote:I just shaved it off Tuesday.

It's a sad day.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:03 am

Viewfind wrote:It's a sad day.

It can grow back..

Blaster · Post by **Blaster** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:31 pm

The hell? This thread just went circa 2005.