AWF Mayhem: St Mary's Stadium, Southampton. 14/03/05 - Replay

Ignavus · Post by **Ignavus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:04 am

Originally posted by Galvatron91
OOC: Does anyone else think it was pure genius pairing Baxter and Judge Death together?

OOC - hell yes.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:10 am

Yawns.

Look shorty you got lucky and beat me in my own match. You want a cookie theres a vending machine down the hall. Pay for it yourself.

Now afraid of you. Wow thats gotta be the funniest thing I've heard in weeks. First of all to be afraid of you, you would have to be able to look at me eye level. I am pretty sure without that phone book you sit on to drive I am not going to have work worry too much there.

And mentioning TC every time. Calling me his lackey. Wow man are you sure that your height doesn't stem from you needing to rid the special bus to school. TC unlike you has talent and has watched my back for years. Sure we had a bit of a fued some time ago but hey even brothers fight.

So Amarant if you really want me to PROVE YOU WRONG, as you say keep running your mouth like a hyperactive chipmunk. Since you seem so willing to have your ass kicked at Archivemania, maybe I should just kick your hide at the big dance.

Baxter · Post by **Baxter** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:16 am

Still in the cafeteria.
Where else would I be?

One of the kitchen helpers looks at the neat stack of 14 empty cafeteria trays. Every one licked clean.
Resting peacefully on the top is the Energy bar's wrapper, neatly folded into an oragami turtle.
He picks it up by its head and it quickly unfolds to reveal some notes that have hastily been jotted down.

Murder Inc is to
Be left alone, so says the
Boss, that's fine for now

Starstorm must be put
In their place once and for all
Or I'm not hungry.

Once Starstorm has been
Destroyed and Mister Riley
Is pleased, then we'll feast

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:01 am

OOC: Have to agree with G91 on the tag team thing. That scene is definitely getting back up and running.

Extreme_Kup · Post by **Extreme_Kup** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:09 am

OOC: Nice show guys

man, I like this new team of Baxter and Judge Death. Belated happy b-day Judge Death!!!

IC:
an hour later...

We see D-Ex sitting on the couch as he is scatching his chin. He opens the television to see the last scenes of AWF Mayhem. His eyes widen and looks at Igz who is sitting on another couch.

D-Ex: "HEY IGZ!!! I knew we forgot something! We didnt attend the Mayhem tapings tonight. I hope Mr. Reily aint too pissed off at us."

He hears no response from Igz who is still sitting on the couch.

D-Ex: "Hey! I know you can hear me! SPEAK UP!"

Still...no response from the slacker. D-Extreme sips his beer can before he slowly gets up from his couch. He walks towards Igz, but he trips on one of the scattered beer cans that are on the floor. He falls face first into the spot where he was lying down and drooling when he was very drunk a few hours ago.

D-Ex: "Thi-This is so humiliating...HEY! DONT JUST STAND THERE! SPEAK UP!"

D-Ex slowly gets his drunk self up and goes infront of the couch where Igz is and slaps Igz around.

D-Ex: "I know you aint asleep so stop playing like your some sort of a...what in the?"

D-Ex stops slapping Igz around and realizes it was not Ignavus. Instead, he was slapping some sort of a inflated doll that is wearing a nurse outfit. On its nametag, it says 'trixie'. D-Ex scratches his head and wonders where Ignavus went. Suddenly, he hears the door opening to see Ignavus entering the room.

Igz: "....yo"
D-Ex: "Hey dude, I think we missed a...er...AWF taping tonight."
Igz: "I knew we forgot to go somewhere. Hey, whats that thing doing on MY couch."
D-Ex: "I was gonna ask you..."
Igz: "...meh..."
D-Ex: ''.........welll?..."
Igz: "mmm....meh..."
D-Ex: ".........do you know...trixie?"
Igz: ".............no?"

They slowly look at the doll before they look back at each other.

D-Ex: "You sure..."
Igz: "Course I'm sure! I never used it..I'm too lazy to even blow it up to full size"
D-Ex: "How am I so sure?"
Igz: "....like your so sure that I cant even be arsed to open the fridge for you."
D-Ex: "Ok...you check out then, partner. We need to ask around this room as well.."
Igz: "What are you talking about? Theres only twp of us here in this apartment, dude."
D-Ex: "Thats what you think...."

D-Ex, might not be slurring his words, but he looks clearly drunk right now. He stumbles around the room before he grabbed some sort of black ball.

Igz: "Magic 8 ball? What are you gonna use it for?"
D-ex: " I tell you, I think this thing owns the doll...Hey magic 8 ball...do you or do you not own this inflatable doll?"

D-Ex shakes the ball violently before he stops. The ball answers 'the answer is no'.

D-Ex: "Do you know who owns it then?"

D-Ex shakes it again and it answers "Question hazy, please ask again"

D-Ex: "DO YOU KNOW WHO OWNS IT?!"

D-Ex shakes it violently but this time, it was too much that it falls off his hands and it breaks on the floor. D-Ex starts to shout profanities as the phone rings. Igz gets it and talks to the person on the phone. He hangs up and approaches D-Ex.

Igz: "Buddy...take it easy. I think I know who the owner is. I forgot that he had to go to some sort of a porn shoot or something like that and had to hide his girlfriend in our room."
D-Ex: "......wait....this doll is...his girlfriend? Who in the blue hell..."
Igz: "Dunno...too lazy to remember the name. I'll just place it outside of the room like the guy from the phone told me."
D-Ex: "Oh yeah, thats nice...uhm....how about the magic eightball.."
Igz: "what about it?"
D-Ex: "....*sobs*...I...I KILLED IT!!!

WHY?!

WHY?!...ow..I hurt myself!"

D-Ex slowly goes to the ground and falls unconcious after hitting himself on the wall.

Igz: ".....

..........uhm...."

Igz gets the doll and puts it outside. He helps his buddy up as the scene fades.

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:47 am

BLAH BLAH BLAH. Say what you want Ravage, but the last time you took me lightly, I made you tap like a little bitch. It makes no difference how big you are or who else you've faced or who your friends are because in the end, the result will always be the same.

At Archivemania, I'll go down into that ring, put on a wrestling clinic, twist you around like a pretzel before I break you in half and make you tap out again and again and again. That is of course if you accept my challenge and decide not to dodge me like that coward, Cloudy the Mental Paitent.

So if you want a piece of me, if you think you have what it takes to go one on one with the Rabid Wolverine, if you think that you have a chance in hell of proving me wrong, then you know where to find me. I'll be in the ring doing what I do best. I'll be brusiing bodies and breaking bones of all the "entertainers" in this business. Until then, I'll be waiting.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:29 pm

Yawns.

You know Amarant, I believe a certain wrestler said it best. "You ready to settle this, then come out and fight me. I am not allergic to your rabies dog. So come out here and bite me!"

Wait, wait, wait, suddenly I am feeling it like I felt your mother. It's time for me to break you like she did your brother.

You say your going to take me to school. Then bring it on man I'll make you the fool.

When you get in the ring it's only one hangover and you'll look like a tool.

So come on in and take a seat, in the end you'll be dead on the throne just like the that other "King".

So come on you rabid little bitch bring it on. Walk on down that lightedasile, get in the ring with the BDR and realise your about to get your ass beat!

Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:51 am

So, Divebomb, you think you got my number? Well I got news for you, I'm just getting started. Throwing you out at the Rumble was just a prelude to excellence. And come Archivemania, I'm going to show you that you don't mess with me. You will learn what it's like to step into the Streak's ring, and what it's like to experience true, unadulterated, PAIN!

Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:32 am

Originally posted by Redstreak
what it's like to experience true, unadulterated, PAIN!

We all experience that whenever we are forced to listen to one of your promos. Whatever hole you crawled out of Edgestreak...head back there and stop trying to be charismatic and witty before your brain melts.

Now then...on to some important people. Well, I lie...but someone actually worth a few seconds of my attention. Good ol Stoned Old Skywarp. You know, I've spent the past few weeks just trying to come up with a way to send you a message...I'm thinking I've come up with the perfect way. Not that battering you to a bloody pulp with a steel chair wasn't fun, because hell...it was, but it just lacked the poetry I was looking for. Though on Warzone...I'll have an even better treat, just for you...see you there.

As for you Sizzy, honestly...do you ever get tired of being so far out of your league? I never respected you...I tolerated you, hell boy, I exploited you! Everytime there was a Wargame match, I asked myself what sap would want to go out there and take a beating for the fans, thus helping me win the one match that most closely resembles hell on earth...for some reason your name was always at the top of the list. Why this is, I'm still uncertain...maybe it's cause you just love hearing all those idiots chant your name. Maybe it is because you are just too damn dumb to know better. Me? I believe that deep down inside, you just couldn't handle the fact that you weren't good enough to run with HBK and me. You were like that annoying little brother, always tagging along for approval, but never actually doing anything worthwhile to earn it. In the end Sizzy...that's all you will ever be...that tagalong that couldn't cut it with the cool kids.