Blaaaaah, Fosters! *barfs* Those try-hard wanna-be fakers! Oh sure, they -claim- to be Aussie, but they're about as Aussie as Ricky Martin. That is to say, not at all. Rawrrr.
A REAL aussie beer is XXXX! XXXX Gold is always a safe bet. Carlton, eh, I have no real beef with them. But Fosters, blah! Kill 'em all!