The Following Annoucement has been paid for...
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:39 am
A camera cuts in to see Mr. Reilly in the ring at a suddenly televised AWF House Show.
Mr. Reilly: It seems...that the rank and file of AWF Fandom isn't happy with a lot of the things that have transpired here lately...not content with the heavily formatted house shows, the lack of television time. Well, if you want the AWF on the air...you shall have it!
The fans begin to cheer...
Mr. Reilly: I have decided that in two weeks, the AWF will present Edge of Survival, featuring the AWF Rumble...a battle royal where you must either toss your opponent over the top rope, or as a bonus, force them to submit!
The cheers continue....
Mr. Reilly: However, this year...there will be a special treat! You see, the winner this year will be crowned the AWF Champion! Every one of you favorite AWF Superstars will be competing....from Y3B Blaster to Vin Ghostal, to Sixswitch to Stone Cold Skywarp to...
Reilly grows annoyed as he realizes the crowd is chanting "Better Than You."
Mr. Reilly: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? THEY WALKED OUT! THEY CHOSE THIS!
Suddenly Sinner begins to play and The HeartBrend Kid Sean O'Con and the Game Erik Summer make their way out to the cheers of the crowd.
Mr. Reilly: You two better
*Suddenly, HBK seizes the mic, angering the boss*
HBK: To borrow a line from StoneCold, if you want Reilly to shut up, give me a hell yeah.
HELL YEAH...
Game: You realize that gimmick infringement is technically a violation of copyright...
The two begin to laugh and mock the owner...
HBK: Listen boss...and I use that term with all the malice I can muster...you were the one who suspended us. We needed time off for surgery and rather than go on tour, we elected to have our assorted injuries fixed, so that we could do what we do best and continue slaughter the backstage hacks you employ in this fed. You, being the assmunch you are, CHOSE to suspend us for having this done.
Game: The simple fact is this Reilly. You need us...the fans want us...you can't fire us...you're paying us anyway, so it is time we came back here and do what we do best. Now, we can do this the easy way...or the way we've been doing it the past few weeks and doing our best to wreck your little show.
Reilly suddenly snatches the microphone away.
Mr. Reilly: You two little basturds...you think you can come on to my show, make demands...and be ALLOWED back?
The chants of the crowd grow louder and louder...
Mr. Reilly suddenly smiles: All right...you two want to come back? You want to compete at Edge of Survival in the Rumble? O'Con, you want to go on to Archivemania and face Amarant Odinson? Fine...
The crowd explodes!
Mr. Reilly: BUT...before any of that happens, you have to do something for me. See...I haven't gotten my money's worth from you two slackers...so if you want to come back, you have to agree to and win a match for me.
The two partners begin to laugh...
Mr. Reilly: This Friday...you two must compete in any unannounced match of my choosing, against any number of competitors of my choosing. You MUST win...if not, you agree to allow me to void your contracts.
The two confer for a moment before HBK responds.
HBK: You're on...
Mr. Reilly goes to speak again, but before he can, BTU drills him with a combo superkick to the jaw, sending the owner flat to the mat, the two give him their typical good bye before bailing from the ring to the delight of the crowd, leaving the owner in a heap and his security rushing to tend to him.
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Kitchen Measures
Mr. Reilly: It seems...that the rank and file of AWF Fandom isn't happy with a lot of the things that have transpired here lately...not content with the heavily formatted house shows, the lack of television time. Well, if you want the AWF on the air...you shall have it!
The fans begin to cheer...
Mr. Reilly: I have decided that in two weeks, the AWF will present Edge of Survival, featuring the AWF Rumble...a battle royal where you must either toss your opponent over the top rope, or as a bonus, force them to submit!
The cheers continue....
Mr. Reilly: However, this year...there will be a special treat! You see, the winner this year will be crowned the AWF Champion! Every one of you favorite AWF Superstars will be competing....from Y3B Blaster to Vin Ghostal, to Sixswitch to Stone Cold Skywarp to...
Reilly grows annoyed as he realizes the crowd is chanting "Better Than You."
Mr. Reilly: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? THEY WALKED OUT! THEY CHOSE THIS!
Suddenly Sinner begins to play and The HeartBrend Kid Sean O'Con and the Game Erik Summer make their way out to the cheers of the crowd.
Mr. Reilly: You two better
*Suddenly, HBK seizes the mic, angering the boss*
HBK: To borrow a line from StoneCold, if you want Reilly to shut up, give me a hell yeah.
HELL YEAH...
Game: You realize that gimmick infringement is technically a violation of copyright...
The two begin to laugh and mock the owner...
HBK: Listen boss...and I use that term with all the malice I can muster...you were the one who suspended us. We needed time off for surgery and rather than go on tour, we elected to have our assorted injuries fixed, so that we could do what we do best and continue slaughter the backstage hacks you employ in this fed. You, being the assmunch you are, CHOSE to suspend us for having this done.
Game: The simple fact is this Reilly. You need us...the fans want us...you can't fire us...you're paying us anyway, so it is time we came back here and do what we do best. Now, we can do this the easy way...or the way we've been doing it the past few weeks and doing our best to wreck your little show.
Reilly suddenly snatches the microphone away.
Mr. Reilly: You two little basturds...you think you can come on to my show, make demands...and be ALLOWED back?
The chants of the crowd grow louder and louder...
Mr. Reilly suddenly smiles: All right...you two want to come back? You want to compete at Edge of Survival in the Rumble? O'Con, you want to go on to Archivemania and face Amarant Odinson? Fine...
The crowd explodes!
Mr. Reilly: BUT...before any of that happens, you have to do something for me. See...I haven't gotten my money's worth from you two slackers...so if you want to come back, you have to agree to and win a match for me.
The two partners begin to laugh...
Mr. Reilly: This Friday...you two must compete in any unannounced match of my choosing, against any number of competitors of my choosing. You MUST win...if not, you agree to allow me to void your contracts.
The two confer for a moment before HBK responds.
HBK: You're on...
Mr. Reilly goes to speak again, but before he can, BTU drills him with a combo superkick to the jaw, sending the owner flat to the mat, the two give him their typical good bye before bailing from the ring to the delight of the crowd, leaving the owner in a heap and his security rushing to tend to him.
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Kitchen Measures