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*"I'ma Hustla" hits the P.A. system and the dumba** AWF fans get on their feet and boo the proud X-WCW represenitive. As our resident "Kid" walks down the runway, a smile lights up on his face as he hears a couple cheers from the few fans that have decided to enter and sit inside the dirty, broken down, AWF building and support the worlds greatest promotion of all time, X-WCW. KB is wearing his X-WCW black t-shirt, black baggy dickie pants, black timberlands, and a black do-rag. When he gets to the end of the run-way, he spits one one of the AWF fans and cocikly climbs onto the ring stairs. After about two minutes of looking at some of the AWF fans in complete disgust, he climbs into the ring using the middle ropes, raises both of his hands and recieving mixed reactions (love from X-WCW and hate from AWF). He grabs a mic and cockily puts it to his lips to share a few sentences with the human beings around him. *
"Watup TGO and boss man Back. You know I was sitting in dat....portapotty dey call a dressing room back stage, and I was listening to what deeze d******** was saying about X-WCW. Da truth and nothin less, its a ma-f***** shame dat deeze conceeded fools actually think dat dis piece of sh** is better den X-WCW. I mean shoot, it should be a sin in ALL religions to even think about saying "the AWF is better then the X-WCW". It is just hilarious of how anyone would even want to step foot in dis f'd up building and expect any tough talent to lock horns wit. Seriously just look at da "competition" we have to face, some false prophet who stole his video package from Chris Jericho, some nerd ass virgin who stole his name from a Final Fantasy character, some fake ass rapper who's worse den Vanilla Ice...hol up let me catch my breathe real quick, its so many hori-stars (instead of superstars...) in da AWF, I need as much breathe as I can to state em you smell me?"
*Da kid clears his throat and spits on the ground before taking a look at some of the fan's there. While looking, Baller then just starts laughing for a few seconds, tears start to coem out of his eyes as he laughs. He puts the mic back to his lips and then says "Dag yall is some deformed, ugly dudes, i'm proud you dont support X-WCW. " He starts laughing a little again while AWF fans express how much love they have for him and X-WCW....none. He puts the mic back to his lips to kick more knowledge to the crowd surrounding him. *
"You know what, everyone in dis federation wit da exception of a couple are horrible as hell. I mean no wonder you aint have a show since Jesus was crucified, da management and roster just suck. I wish you all would just let boss man Back buy dis wack a** federation so he can retire it and put it back in da slums where it belongs. Hell you guys can open up a local wrestleing federation for da mentally disabled or something, at least you would get more ratings den you have now. I can't wait till I see all 5 of you punk a** b****** in dat cage, none of us will even have to break a sweat, i'll just eliminate you all 1 on 5 and dats a fact ya heard. Cuz da truth and nothin lesss........AINT NOOOBODY SEEEEIN DA K-naw. AINT NOOBOODY SEEEEEEIN DA X-DUB-CEE-DUB!!!!!!!"
*The X-WCW fans jump on there feet and give Karl Baller the love he always loves to recieve, while the AWF fans start up a chorus of boo's. KB then crosses his arsm and waits for someone to say something. *
THE AWF's hateful benefactor speaks...
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CloudStrifer
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*Cloud is in a limo in the daytime. Its saturday so he decides to vist the Norwegien part of the town so that he could help around in community stuff. As he looks out the window, a Huskarl comes and whispers in his ear. He goans and looks at him, while he nods. He has this "Do I need to do it?" look on his face while the Huskarl points to the camera. Cloud groans agian holding his head in his hands.*
What the hell is this? Another one comes out and this time he is sounding like a retard? My God, did Reily do this really? He let a retard for X-Crap into the AWF agian? When will he learn!?!
*Sigh* Fine, Fine Baller, by Odin what a dumb ass name, your a retard who was hit in the head by more than a few bats and you think your oh so cool by joining the X-Crack. Appearently you can't read as well. I won't give you hints but since your an idiot anyway, I just will ignore you. Your no doubt another dog for Cyber. What do we have now? A Retard Dog, A Idiot Dog and now Cyber himself. That makes 3. Well, No matter, I am sure you will all get aquanited with my fist sooner or later. Its just a matter of time when Cyber brings you out. So take a retard seat or go back to the hellhole you call your "fed".
Oh Cyber, Cyber. What assurances will You give me you'll even show up? I don't care if "Team AWF" you so like to call it, shows up or not. Not my concern. Its yours so you deal with it. My only concern is whether or not your feel the Odin's Spear in your gut. You deal with whatever the hell you want to. I just have you deal with your face hitting the mat. Thats my concern. I don't really care if you bring these two retard dogs out or not. They more likely than not, meet the same fate as you.
As for "TGO" The Greatest Dog Ever lived, I only hear "Blah, Blah, Blah". Take a hike.
You know on the other hand, whipping three X-Crack "superstars" in the ring wouldn't be so bad. After all, I could send them back to theitr hellhole and neither my fans or the AWF fans have to see thier ugly ass faces agian. Interesting...
You three "superstars" better be ready because I am The Norse Wonder, The Chosen One, Right Hand of Odin, Smiter of Foes, Causer of Blood Rivers and you three jackasses are not.
Believe the Hype, Fear the Pain!
What the hell is this? Another one comes out and this time he is sounding like a retard? My God, did Reily do this really? He let a retard for X-Crap into the AWF agian? When will he learn!?!
*Sigh* Fine, Fine Baller, by Odin what a dumb ass name, your a retard who was hit in the head by more than a few bats and you think your oh so cool by joining the X-Crack. Appearently you can't read as well. I won't give you hints but since your an idiot anyway, I just will ignore you. Your no doubt another dog for Cyber. What do we have now? A Retard Dog, A Idiot Dog and now Cyber himself. That makes 3. Well, No matter, I am sure you will all get aquanited with my fist sooner or later. Its just a matter of time when Cyber brings you out. So take a retard seat or go back to the hellhole you call your "fed".
Oh Cyber, Cyber. What assurances will You give me you'll even show up? I don't care if "Team AWF" you so like to call it, shows up or not. Not my concern. Its yours so you deal with it. My only concern is whether or not your feel the Odin's Spear in your gut. You deal with whatever the hell you want to. I just have you deal with your face hitting the mat. Thats my concern. I don't really care if you bring these two retard dogs out or not. They more likely than not, meet the same fate as you.
As for "TGO" The Greatest Dog Ever lived, I only hear "Blah, Blah, Blah". Take a hike.
You know on the other hand, whipping three X-Crack "superstars" in the ring wouldn't be so bad. After all, I could send them back to theitr hellhole and neither my fans or the AWF fans have to see thier ugly ass faces agian. Interesting...
You three "superstars" better be ready because I am The Norse Wonder, The Chosen One, Right Hand of Odin, Smiter of Foes, Causer of Blood Rivers and you three jackasses are not.
Believe the Hype, Fear the Pain!
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*KB looks at the titontron in utter astonishment, he has come to conclusion that this "Y3B" has to be the dumbest individual he ever met. "Da Kid" heads to the middle of the ring, hawks up a big one, and spits on the AWF symbol before putting the mic to his lips. That sign of disrespect towards the AWF really gives KB a huge face pop from his X-WCW spectators.*
"For some dude dat says "retard" over and over in all of his promos, you are seriously da closest description of retarted I have ever seen in my life. Real rap, how da hell could you even sign your 2.3 cent contract to get clearence too bang heads wit da otha hori-stars here. I mean you are so god d*** stupid, you tried to say "TGO" means "The Greatest Dog" when there is no D in TGO's name, what a complete kind- hell in kindergarden I was smart enough not to do dat...Eugene wouldn't of even said anything like dat. Ay, I guess dats just a regular old mistake all da AWF folk make around here though. I would pray to every god in every religion to get a 1 on 1 match wit you, shoot when i'm finished wit you, i'll make your nose da "causer of blood rivers" and dats real talk right there homie. Seriously why dont you just stop wrestling, go back to South Dakota and pull out your generic box for da PSone, since I know you cant get close to affording a real game system... ha or box wit your 2.3 cent contract, and pretend your da person you stole your name from aiight?"
*The X-WCW's resident rapper just shakes his head in disbelief and looks on at one of the "AWF'S" top superstars. You can see in KB's eyes that he can't believe people like Cloud Strifer even were even created in general. *
"For some dude dat says "retard" over and over in all of his promos, you are seriously da closest description of retarted I have ever seen in my life. Real rap, how da hell could you even sign your 2.3 cent contract to get clearence too bang heads wit da otha hori-stars here. I mean you are so god d*** stupid, you tried to say "TGO" means "The Greatest Dog" when there is no D in TGO's name, what a complete kind- hell in kindergarden I was smart enough not to do dat...Eugene wouldn't of even said anything like dat. Ay, I guess dats just a regular old mistake all da AWF folk make around here though. I would pray to every god in every religion to get a 1 on 1 match wit you, shoot when i'm finished wit you, i'll make your nose da "causer of blood rivers" and dats real talk right there homie. Seriously why dont you just stop wrestling, go back to South Dakota and pull out your generic box for da PSone, since I know you cant get close to affording a real game system... ha or box wit your 2.3 cent contract, and pretend your da person you stole your name from aiight?"
*The X-WCW's resident rapper just shakes his head in disbelief and looks on at one of the "AWF'S" top superstars. You can see in KB's eyes that he can't believe people like Cloud Strifer even were even created in general. *
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*Cloud is back in the Hotel room discussing something in his room. On the table we see a contract and a couple of signatures. Cloud points to the contract*
So your saying that he signed up there? *A Huskarl nods his head.* And they want me to sign there as well? What? *A Huskarl whispers in his ear.* Fine. We will discuss this later.
What did Baller say? I don't really know. All I heard was Porky Pig's voice over and over and over again. Learn some English you waste of a life. I don't care if you want to meet me in the ring or not. Take a number. Apperently your behind Cyber's Lapdog and the rest of the X-WCW would appearntly have made me a target or some sorts. No matter, I will destory the whole roster just to see it go in flames.
So don't wet your pants in excitement, your meet me if Cyber shows up and when he brings his two lapdogs, that is meaning you if your to stupid to figure it out, you'll meet me then. Until then, keep your mouth shut. You may be given mercy if I have had my fill of beating the other two up to a bloody plup.
Oh, and that Final Fantasy game you keep talking about, while I played it and it was fun, I guess spelling isn't your forte. His name is Cloud Strife. My Name is CloudStrifer in one word. Cloud Strife and CloudStrifer. Gee with your speech abilities, and what little intellect you have I thought you would have figured it out. I guess I put to much trust in you.
So sit back and wait. When the Norse Wonder, The Chosen One, Right Hand of Odin, Smiter of Foes, Causes of Blood Rivers comes after you, you better pray to whatever sissy god you believe in because those who enter the ring with CloudStrifer better Abandon Hope all ye who enter the ring.
Believe the Hype, Fell the Pain, Pray for Mercy!
So your saying that he signed up there? *A Huskarl nods his head.* And they want me to sign there as well? What? *A Huskarl whispers in his ear.* Fine. We will discuss this later.
What did Baller say? I don't really know. All I heard was Porky Pig's voice over and over and over again. Learn some English you waste of a life. I don't care if you want to meet me in the ring or not. Take a number. Apperently your behind Cyber's Lapdog and the rest of the X-WCW would appearntly have made me a target or some sorts. No matter, I will destory the whole roster just to see it go in flames.
So don't wet your pants in excitement, your meet me if Cyber shows up and when he brings his two lapdogs, that is meaning you if your to stupid to figure it out, you'll meet me then. Until then, keep your mouth shut. You may be given mercy if I have had my fill of beating the other two up to a bloody plup.
Oh, and that Final Fantasy game you keep talking about, while I played it and it was fun, I guess spelling isn't your forte. His name is Cloud Strife. My Name is CloudStrifer in one word. Cloud Strife and CloudStrifer. Gee with your speech abilities, and what little intellect you have I thought you would have figured it out. I guess I put to much trust in you.
So sit back and wait. When the Norse Wonder, The Chosen One, Right Hand of Odin, Smiter of Foes, Causes of Blood Rivers comes after you, you better pray to whatever sissy god you believe in because those who enter the ring with CloudStrifer better Abandon Hope all ye who enter the ring.
Believe the Hype, Fell the Pain, Pray for Mercy!
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Originally posted by CloudStrifer
When the Norse Wonder, The Chosen One, Right Hand of Odin, Smiter of Foes, Causes of Blood Rivers comes after you, you better pray to whatever sissy god you believe in because those who enter the ring with CloudStrifer better Abandon Hope all ye who enter the ring.
Hey someone tell Paint Sniffer, The Worse Blunder, that
Jeff Jarrett called and he's threating to sue you for stealing his "Chosen one" gimmick.
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*the view shifts to the locker room area as Autobot Jazz is seen watching a monitor. He sets his Mountain Dew down and laughs at the TV. He is watching a great comedy.*
AJ: "Wow. are these guys really that dumb?"
*AJ makes his way to the stage and Comin' To Your City plays. He walks out to an Autobot Jazz chant from the X-WCW fans. He enters the ring and poses on the turnbuckles with his X-WCW tag title belt. He grabs a mic and brings it to his muth as the music fades.*
AJ: "You know. I've seen some crazy things in my time, but I've never seen anything as funny as this AWF crap. But I know the wargames match is no laughing matter. The X-WCW is the greatest fed today and we'll prove it. There are still spots left on our team and I for one am willing, ready, and able to kick some AWF butt. This is a match that no one will forget and I will personally make sure of that. As one half of the X-WCW Ultimate Tag team Champions, I will bring in my experience as a tag team specialist and help bring my team together and secure the victory. It's gonna come down to working together and Team X-WCW will work solidly that night. I'm the one you'll never forget, and if I'm in the Wargames match, you'll never forget the beating I'll give you."
AJ: "Wow. are these guys really that dumb?"
*AJ makes his way to the stage and Comin' To Your City plays. He walks out to an Autobot Jazz chant from the X-WCW fans. He enters the ring and poses on the turnbuckles with his X-WCW tag title belt. He grabs a mic and brings it to his muth as the music fades.*
AJ: "You know. I've seen some crazy things in my time, but I've never seen anything as funny as this AWF crap. But I know the wargames match is no laughing matter. The X-WCW is the greatest fed today and we'll prove it. There are still spots left on our team and I for one am willing, ready, and able to kick some AWF butt. This is a match that no one will forget and I will personally make sure of that. As one half of the X-WCW Ultimate Tag team Champions, I will bring in my experience as a tag team specialist and help bring my team together and secure the victory. It's gonna come down to working together and Team X-WCW will work solidly that night. I'm the one you'll never forget, and if I'm in the Wargames match, you'll never forget the beating I'll give you."
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OOC: Whoa, gangs all here...only thing missing now is uhm...me or GE 
but meh. This thread just reminds me of my good ol days here in teh AWF. Ya know that Cloudy, the part where you disbanded the 'nation' Nothing else for me to say, but, ah, memories.
Hi TGO, Karl, AJ, nice to see ya guys drop by here
Me and the boss were wondering why you guys havent registered here in TFA until this year.
but meh. This thread just reminds me of my good ol days here in teh AWF. Ya know that Cloudy, the part where you disbanded the 'nation' Nothing else for me to say, but, ah, memories. Hi TGO, Karl, AJ, nice to see ya guys drop by here
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IC: "Immortal" plays hits the speakers and Mr. Back comes out
with a contract and with a microphone in hand, and is greeted with a chrous of boos by the AWF fans.
CB: "Cloud Strifer if you want me in a match at EoS so bad how about this I have a contract a written promise that if you sign it
that no member of the X-WCW roster that's currently on the AWF roster will interfer in match in anyway shape or form but also the same with all the so-called AWF "superstars" intefering on your behalf but here's the catch should anyone interfer in this match
on your behalf or mine that they get full control over the other's
contract. It means if any of your AWF buddies stick their noses in
this match I get your contract and that would mean I would own you literally."
with a contract and with a microphone in hand, and is greeted with a chrous of boos by the AWF fans.
CB: "Cloud Strifer if you want me in a match at EoS so bad how about this I have a contract a written promise that if you sign it
that no member of the X-WCW roster that's currently on the AWF roster will interfer in match in anyway shape or form but also the same with all the so-called AWF "superstars" intefering on your behalf but here's the catch should anyone interfer in this match
on your behalf or mine that they get full control over the other's
contract. It means if any of your AWF buddies stick their noses in
this match I get your contract and that would mean I would own you literally."
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KB: "Sorry boss, but dat Final Fantasy nerd don't got da balls to go 1 on 1 with you for his contract. He already knows dat he is going to be knocked through da clouds, he d*** sure don't want to let you own his contract. I hope he agrees though, so when you whip his a**, you will be able to retire his worthless career as a wrestler. Maybe even give him da janitor job he needs so bad."
KB: "Oh yeah my fault, you have to at least have a 'PRESCHOOL' education to get dat. Looks like you are apparently outa luck huh? Dats da problem with da AWF, dey hire anyone to wrestle even if dey can't even pull a pin right. No wonder all of deeze shows are so corny."
KB: "Oh yeah my fault, you have to at least have a 'PRESCHOOL' education to get dat. Looks like you are apparently outa luck huh? Dats da problem with da AWF, dey hire anyone to wrestle even if dey can't even pull a pin right. No wonder all of deeze shows are so corny."