Preview of this week's mayhem

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:24 pm

Yeah from what she told me you are rather "short" and quite the underperformer.

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:40 pm

Hey, I just don't want to catch anything, baby. I'm getting out of there as soon as possible.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:48 pm

So your the one that gave her the clap.

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:55 pm

Well, I liked it so much that I applauded, if that's what you mean.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:45 pm

You probably had too, not like you could get anything without paying for it.

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:24 pm

Naw, baby. The only thing your mom charges me for is all of the video tapes I use.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:11 am

And given how long you last I am sure you have not gotten past tape 1 yet.

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:45 am

Dude... those things last like 6 hours... how often do you want me to be with your mom?

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:16 am

Well, seeing as how I don't care about the woman you can do as you want.

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:24 pm

Well damn... now I don't want her. Any takers? Ravage's momma, only 5 bucks! I know it's a bit steep, but women aren't like cars! The more mileage, the better!

ooc: All of these "edits" are just me turning of my sig.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:00 pm

Hold on... is this Ravage calling me stupid? I mean... RAVAGE? As is in the GPAs resident in-joke with the badly named finishing move? The man who has an IQ comparable to my left boot? THAT Ravage? Jeez... so this is the Twlight Zone, huh? Could use some new paint... maybe a nice yellow stripe for Big Baddy Rav. That would be fitting, no?

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:54 am

By all means Xille, it's a free country, you might earn more money with her proformances than yours.

And Wolfie, why don't you just shut up and bring it. Yellow streak? Name one person I have not been willing to go up against? Thats right you can't.

So bring it small guy and bring your partner too if you want.

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:06 pm

I dont need no second invite...

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:35 pm

Ravage is getting his ass kicked! Ravage is getting his ass kicked! Ravage is getting his ass kicked! Wooooooo!

I'm not excited at all...

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:00 pm

Originally posted by xille
Ravage is getting his ass kicked! Ravage is getting his ass kicked! Ravage is getting his ass kicked! Wooooooo!

I'm not excited at all...

There's no reason to be. Ravage himslef has got used to it.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 10:28 pm

Small guy? Look, "big man", although you may have the height advantage, I'm still a bigger man than you're ever likely to be. Dig?

Z... leave him alone. If any of the GPA interfere, you can kick their asses. I want Ravage to experience the pain that the new and improved Wolfang can inflict on people. What do you say, Ravage? You ready to go one on one with the Merseyside marauder?

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 10:45 pm

Aww come on Wolfie, I can tell your mouth is getting the better of you. I am letting you and your bitch team up against me but your going to stand there and go off on how the GPA will interfere blah blah blah.

Look and see how many of my matches they have interfered in and I think you will be a bit surprised.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:14 pm

The past does not concern. The future does. And the future cetainly should concern you Ravage. I don't care what the GPA does. If they interfere, my good friend Zarak will dispatch them with his costomary zeal. You, however, should not worry about that. You should worry about you.

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:37 am

Wolfie, if I thought of you more of a wolf and a French Poodle I might care.

Extreme_Kup · Post by **Extreme_Kup** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 1:35 am

D-Ex: Hey Wolf, dont go to the future yet cause we still got our match. Then and only then would you get your wrestling attire the next show to teach Rav a lesson on shutting the hell up.