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Dude! You know fear? that guy owes me money. Jerk, oh and yell at Anger for me too, stupid jerk cut me off yesterday ;)
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I don't belong to thhe "Offficcial Sstate Off being Club", y'know. Ssso ffar ass I know, thhere iss no anger. Not in MY neck off the woodss, anyway.
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Stone Cold Skywarp...you want the Game?

*the Game pauses, to reflect...then smiles*

Just bring it!
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oh. Maybe Im confused. Maybe when the guy said "I'm Anger!" he just meant "Im angry!" Damn my short attention span!

And can I join your club? Im pretty sure Im laziness incarnate!
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You're damn right StoneCold's gonna bring it, I'm gonna bring it and a six-pack, I'm gonna bring it and a twelve-pack, I'm gonna damn well bring it and a cooler...

This ain't no Game Erik, hell no. This ain't no 'GPA boogaloo' against the AWF. This is two of the biggest names in AWF history settling old scores, finally bringing to rest the greatest rivalry ever witnessed in the AWF.

Skywarp 3:16 says, you just entered a whole world of pain...
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No you ffecking well cannot join thiss club! Partly becaussse there iss no club, you insssuffferable ffool!
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oh.... well you wanna start a club?

And I resent the insuferable fool comment! I may be a fool but I find myself quite sufferable, and honestly who are you to judge?
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Who am I to judge, you sssay? I AM THE JUDGE! And right now, I am the judgge who ffeelss thhat he iss ssurrounded by incompetencce...
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Incompetence is my middle name!

We should really start a club though. We can invite X as a spaz incarnation
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Uggghh! You are bringing me to thhe vergge off pulling out my hair!...

Oh wait, I don't havve any hair.

GAH! Now you're making me fforget thhingss! Worthhlesss, sstinking, wretched human! Your end cannot come sssoon enoughh!
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So death is bald? That would explain the hood and stuff.

Maybe you should get rogain.
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Hey, leave me out. I'm working on the GPA.

But something else has caught my attention.

Game, you mentioned that we're not warriors. You mentioned that we were mooks, a word that I specifically had to look up to see whether or not I was offended. You said we were nothing but chickens with our heads cut off.

Now, Game... Erik... if I may call you that, I'm sure you weren't talking about Xille. I'm sure you weren't talking about Jesse Koza, the damndest runt the AWF has ever seen. 'Cause you see, if you were, then we have a slight problem, and I don't want any problems with you, Game. You mean too much to the cause for us to be fighting.

What cause, you ask? THE GPA, DAMMIT! You have a match with the Mat Man coming up which you will not only win, but you'll also take the Intercontinental title away from those "assclowns" as you have probably put it. Then you were supposed to settle EVERYONE'S score with Ravage. Now, before your first match even comes, you're distracting yourself by talking about "settling old scores" with the Rattlesnake, who, I'll remind him, should be more concerned with getting his revenge on that hoss Tempest, not figuring out "who is better"!

Because, frankly, G91, SCSW, I... we... the people going against the GPA day in and day out... don't care. You may think that the AWF revolves around you, but I don't. It revolves around making it a competitive place where we don't have evil like the GPA running around. It revolves around making the AWF a place where matches like The Game against Stone Cold Skwarp can happen! That AWF fades a little more every time the GPA adds someone to their numbers. And dammit, I don't want to see it go away.

Now, Blood and Thunder are almost back to 100% if they're not there already. OP2005 and Brave Maxx have proven to be a help when they concentrate on the objective. Sixswitch does his own thing from time to time but he has always proven himself against the GPA. Vin Ghostal is proving himself day in and day out, and I intend to continue standing by him. And you two... you've shown that you can stand toe-to-toe with anyone else in this federation. Now I'm asking you, don't stand against each other. HBK is down because he underestimated the GPA's ruthlessness. And when we underestimate them, when we fight amongst ourselves and don't concentrate on the bigger objective, that's when we lose. That's when we lose the AWF we love.

Remember that.
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Listen X, the Game has already told you that he respects you...so read between the lines. But then you've got some jabbronie prattling on and on about death and pain...and some other ass monkey proclaiming this and that...the bottom line is this X...you're waging a war on the GPA. You can take Casper and battle them all you want. The Game can respect that.

However, what the Game is saying is this to these new jabbronies who want to come in here on the Game's show and make a name for themselves. They want to fight amongst themselves, that is fine...but best not ever...AND THE GAME MEANS EVER think for one damn minute that they know pain. Pain is battling you're best friend for over an hour straight with a busted knee and so much blood lost that you need a transfussion. Pain is War Games. Pain is what Stone Cold and I did to one another at the first Archivemania or what TC and I did at the Second. Pain is a Cell with Morpheus, pain is listening to a Tempest promo...or watching Ravage wrestle.

The bottom line is this...I will take out Mat Man....then the Game will crush Ravage...The Game has every confidence you and Casper will finish the job...that just leaves Stone Cold and the Game to settle the oldest debate in the AWF...
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What in blazzess are you talking about? I do not wear a ffarking hood, imbeccile!
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OP2005: You know. there was a time when I wished to prove myself here. Day after day I would come in each arena and fight straight and get my ass whooped. It happened for a long time. Then I realised It wasn't worth it at all.

Mentality is such a gracious thing.

You see I then realised after one of my last matches with Cloud, the buried alive match.... that it was all just pointless. There was no real power or adrenaline in losing nor winning from time to time. The only real power I felt.... the only real adrenaline I had was when I destroyed an opponent. And no, I don't meaning getting the 1,2,3. I mean destroying them, tearing them apart limb from limb then looking at thier misfigured body with a somewhat satisfaction. It was the work of a demon.

A demon somewhere lurking inside this exsistence, this body... this shell of immoral destruction. A gateway between what is alive
and what is dead but yet a balance between the two. I then knew I was something much more.

I have awakened the Nightmare I have grown stronger become that bit more. I know now my task... belts are meaningless. They hold a certain amount of power... something I shall add to my collection.

The fire burns brightly within me.... Do not get in my way or you shall be for ever scorched with darkness.

Who shall taste my wrath..... My nightmare, ThY WorsT NightmarE
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Excellent. Like I said Game, I didn't want any problems, and I'm glad we don't have any. The X has had problems with people calling him weak before, and I don't plan on the slight possibility of that happening again. So, I had to make sure you weren't talking about me. Sorry if that offended you.

I'm also glad that you're still on the GPA. I know you don't need my permission, but by all means, after you get through Mat Man and Ravage, take on Stone Cold. I've got no problem with that. The X will buy his popcorn and then sit in the front row. I just wanted to make sure that the job against the GPA was getting done. You know how I can get.

And yes, I am still looking for my own example of pain. That may come in my war against the GPA, it may not. Hell, maybe someday you can show me the meaning of pain, Erik. In fact, I look forward to that.
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Post by Wolfang »

Originally posted by xille
*Points at himself*

Save one, apparently.

And if the new guy wants to fight for his own honor, so be it.

Me, I'm all about being the good guy. I'm here to help, and to fight people like the GPA.

That would be three people who aren't mercenaries. Not quite, anyway...

Z and I like to entertain. I won't tell you that money is unimportant to us, but it's certainly better now than the $30 payouts I got wrestling on the indy circuit and sleeping in cardboard boxes.

And while some people don't recognise or respect it, we do have our own code of honour. But that doesn't mean we're above beating the tar out of people if they piss us off.

And X? You want a hand with the GPA... you know our number.
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Honestly, death. Im sick of people like you.

You go around claiming that you're so tough, that you are going to purge the masses of their sins. Well, hell, Im a sinner! My computer's history files can account for that.

You interfered in a good match today, a match D-Ex deserved to win for a title he should hold. And that, pisses me off.

So like Wolfang said, we're not above beating the tar out of people who piss us off. And honestly, death, you piss me off.
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Well, I'm glad to hear thhat thhe ffeelign iss mutual, cretin.

Ass ffor D-Exx, it iss unffortunate thhat more important matterss got between him and one off these natty little beltss you all sso dessire. Believve me, it wass only by acccident thhat he wass the only persson withhin range off thhe not-ass-long-ass-I-would'vve-liked arms off the Law; Auross iss due thhe ssame treatment, but I havve a tight sschedule. I had to take my leavve. Othherwisse, the ol' ball-and-chain would'vve throttled me.

And it iss vvery good to ssee you acknowledgge your lawbreaking, perpetrator. Thhough I doubt vvery much thhat you havve seen my kind beffore...taken a holiday to Deadworld reccently, havve we? Anyway, it iss irrelevant; iff beating you iss thhe only way to make you sstop annoying me, thhen ffor thhe ssake off my sssanity, I will do sso ass sssoon ass (in)humanly posssible!
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W'oh, there. Now you're getting into all kinds of insanity.

There's a whole seperate planet that you come from? You think porn's against the law?? YOU THINK A WOMAN WOULD ACTUALLY TOUCH YOU???

Its a good thing I've taken psych courses, 'cause you are textbook schizophrenic. You should be taking pills.
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