The tea-boy has arrived....

dai-atlas2000 · Post by **dai-atlas2000** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:03 am

Well I'm not sure if any of you ladies and gents have heard - but earlier tonight Shrapnel passed the tea-trolley onto me and made me tea-boy!!!!!

I'm so excited, so come on now, form an orderly queue and get your teas and coffees and other beverages here. Since I'm newly in charge of the trolley I have it stocked with lots of extra nice, and new things:

- Liqour of any domination (but only with proof of age/I.D)

- Biscuits (this includes: chocolate digestives, Bourbon biscuits and a selection of jammy and chocolate cover ones

- Fortune cookies (everyone with a guaranteed individual message)

So, form an orderly queue - no pushing there Starscreamer! The tea's warm and there's plenty to go round - so just shout out your order and I'll be right there!

And don;t forget to tip the tea-boy on your way! The tin is just here <picks up tin marked: "tea-boy-tips - Please give generously!!!" and rattles it>

Thank you for your attention.
Dai
<newly appointed tea-boy>

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Dai

I'm now the official tea-boy by the way - Shrapnel says so - So anyone got any preferences of their choice of drink...or will we all have Tea?

Kevin:You've got the wrong guy...I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band...there's a million of me..."
Gwildor:Only one of you Kevin...only one of anybody!

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:05 am

*gets in line*

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dai-atlas2000 · Post by **dai-atlas2000** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:07 am

Ok Bombshell young man - what would you like to drink?

Would you like a biscuit with your drink?

Dai
<official tea-boy>

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Dai

I'm now the official tea-boy by the way - Shrapnel says so - So anyone got any preferences of their choice of drink...or will we all have Tea?

Kevin:You've got the wrong guy...I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band...there's a million of me..."
Gwildor:Only one of you Kevin...only one of anybody!

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:10 am

Got any Hot Chocolate? Or maybe some beer...

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Located on the fifth floor of the TF Archive building.
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/danai/decindex.html" TARGET=_blank>The Insecticon Mission: To be as big a nuisance as possible, while still remaining too useful to squish!
</A>

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Brawn Pin made by Skywarp, sig master.
Bombshell Trivia winners: Getaway, Commander Shockwaeve (x2), Brendocon (x8), Starscreamsghost, Unicron(x2), Kickback (x4), Blitzwing (x7) Optimal Rattrap, Cliffjumper (x2), Philcom, Silly Cow, Capt, Ultra Magnus (x2).
Read The Transformers: The Movie 2: Battle Drive Script, written by the very nutty S-Ghost.
Mook List: Lord Sixshot, Saysadie, RCOSD, Felafel, Mookback, Brendocon, S-Ghost, Galvatron91, Sheba, Blaster_86, Jetfire, OmegaDenmad, YTV, Fox Kids.

dai-atlas2000 · Post by **dai-atlas2000** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:12 am

Hot chocolate...yep...hold on....<reaches into a compartment at the back of the tea-trolley and pulls out a steaming mug brimming over with hot chocolate>...Here you go....

I'll have to ask to see your id for the beer though? Just a formality you understand?

<passes bombshell his hot chocolate>

Want a biscuit with that?

Dai
<official tea-boy>

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Dai

I'm now the official tea-boy by the way - Shrapnel says so - So anyone got any preferences of their choice of drink...or will we all have Tea?

Kevin:You've got the wrong guy...I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band...there's a million of me..."
Gwildor:Only one of you Kevin...only one of anybody!

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:15 am

Yeah, I'll have a biscut.

*gets a biscut*

As for my ID...

*passes dai his ID.*

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Bombshell: Da Man since 1984.
Located on the fifth floor of the TF Archive building.
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/danai/decindex.html" TARGET=_blank>The Insecticon Mission: To be as big a nuisance as possible, while still remaining too useful to squish!
</A>

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Brawn Pin made by Skywarp, sig master.
Bombshell Trivia winners: Getaway, Commander Shockwaeve (x2), Brendocon (x8), Starscreamsghost, Unicron(x2), Kickback (x4), Blitzwing (x7) Optimal Rattrap, Cliffjumper (x2), Philcom, Silly Cow, Capt, Ultra Magnus (x2).
Read The Transformers: The Movie 2: Battle Drive Script, written by the very nutty S-Ghost.
Mook List: Lord Sixshot, Saysadie, RCOSD, Felafel, Mookback, Brendocon, S-Ghost, Galvatron91, Sheba, Blaster_86, Jetfire, OmegaDenmad, YTV, Fox Kids.

[This message has been edited by Bombshell (edited 12-03-2001).]

dai-atlas2000 · Post by **dai-atlas2000** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:19 am

Thank you...

<runs eye up and down the real dodgily put together fake ID>

Ahhh...excuse me young man - but I'm afraid that these dodgy cut and shuts aren't gonna fool no-one - if you want beer - come back when you have a better fake ID amde...actually want a hand with that fake ID? No-one seems to be all that thirsty right now...

Yep, help yourself to bisuits - <waves a tin brimming over with jam covered biccys under bombshells nose>

Dai
<official tea-boy>

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Dai

I'm now the official tea-boy by the way - Shrapnel says so - So anyone got any preferences of their choice of drink...or will we all have Tea?

Kevin:You've got the wrong guy...I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band...there's a million of me..."
Gwildor:Only one of you Kevin...only one of anybody!

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:24 am

YUM!

*grabs the basket, then runs away*

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Bombshell: Da Man since 1984.
Located on the fifth floor of the TF Archive building.
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/danai/decindex.html" TARGET=_blank>The Insecticon Mission: To be as big a nuisance as possible, while still remaining too useful to squish!
</A>

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Brawn Pin made by Skywarp, sig master.
Bombshell Trivia winners: Getaway, Commander Shockwaeve (x2), Brendocon (x8), Starscreamsghost, Unicron(x2), Kickback (x4), Blitzwing (x7) Optimal Rattrap, Cliffjumper (x2), Philcom, Silly Cow, Capt, Ultra Magnus (x2).
Read The Transformers: The Movie 2: Battle Drive Script, written by the very nutty S-Ghost.
Mook List: Lord Sixshot, Saysadie, RCOSD, Felafel, Mookback, Brendocon, S-Ghost, Galvatron91, Sheba, Blaster_86, Jetfire, OmegaDenmad, YTV, Fox Kids.

dai-atlas2000 · Post by **dai-atlas2000** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:26 am

OI! Bombshell! BRING THEM JAMMY BISCUITS back! GRRRRR! It's as well I'm so well stocked!

Ok Ladies and Gents.

As It's getting late and I have to be early tomorrow - I'll bid you all good night - but here's what to do - just leave your drinks orders here and I'll check them when i get into university first thing tomorrow morning. Then I'll dispense them all to you!

And who knows what delights the tea-trolley might be ladden with tomorrow....

Watch this tea-boy filled space!!!!

Dai
<official Tea-boy>

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Dai

I'm now the official tea-boy by the way - Shrapnel says so - So anyone got any preferences of their choice of drink...or will we all have Tea?

Kevin:You've got the wrong guy...I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band...there's a million of me..."
Gwildor:Only one of you Kevin...only one of anybody!

[This message has been edited by dai-atlas2000 (edited 12-03-2001).]

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:27 am

*steals the trolly*

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Bombshell: Da Man since 1984.
Located on the fifth floor of the TF Archive building.
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/danai/decindex.html" TARGET=_blank>The Insecticon Mission: To be as big a nuisance as possible, while still remaining too useful to squish!
</A>

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Brawn Pin made by Skywarp, sig master.
Bombshell Trivia winners: Getaway, Commander Shockwaeve (x2), Brendocon (x8), Starscreamsghost, Unicron(x2), Kickback (x4), Blitzwing (x7) Optimal Rattrap, Cliffjumper (x2), Philcom, Silly Cow, Capt, Ultra Magnus (x2).
Read The Transformers: The Movie 2: Battle Drive Script, written by the very nutty S-Ghost.
Mook List: Lord Sixshot, Saysadie, RCOSD, Felafel, Mookback, Brendocon, S-Ghost, Galvatron91, Sheba, Blaster_86, Jetfire, OmegaDenmad, YTV, Fox Kids.

dai-atlas2000 · Post by **dai-atlas2000** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:29 am

BS - you can't steal the trolley as Shrapenel gave it to me and can't you see him standing watch over me and it!

Now - put it down - there's a good boy and run along and eat your biscuits!

Dai
<official tea-boy>

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Dai

I'm now the official tea-boy by the way - Shrapnel says so - So anyone got any preferences of their choice of drink...or will we all have Tea?

Kevin:You've got the wrong guy...I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band...there's a million of me..."
Gwildor:Only one of you Kevin...only one of anybody!

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:42 am

OI! Yer sig's TOO WIDE!

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Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:12 am

*brings the trolly back*

OK, but I get to keep the biscuts.

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Bombshell: Da Man since 1984.
Located on the fifth floor of the TF Archive building.
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/danai/decindex.html" TARGET=_blank>The Insecticon Mission: To be as big a nuisance as possible, while still remaining too useful to squish!
</A>

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Brawn Pin made by Skywarp, sig master.
Bombshell Trivia winners: Getaway, Commander Shockwaeve (x2), Brendocon (x8), Starscreamsghost, Unicron(x2), Kickback (x4), Blitzwing (x7) Optimal Rattrap, Cliffjumper (x2), Philcom, Silly Cow, Capt, Ultra Magnus (x2).
Read The Transformers: The Movie 2: Battle Drive Script, written by the very nutty S-Ghost.
Mook List: Lord Sixshot, Saysadie, RCOSD, Felafel, Mookback, Brendocon, S-Ghost, Galvatron91, Sheba, Blaster_86, Jetfire, OmegaDenmad, YTV, Fox Kids.

Wildfire Herald · Post by **Wildfire Herald** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:17 am

Are you kids having fun playing tea party?

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Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:22 am

*tosses a biscut at Wildfire Herald*

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Bombshell: Da Man since 1984.
Located on the fifth floor of the TF Archive building.
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/danai/decindex.html" TARGET=_blank>The Insecticon Mission: To be as big a nuisance as possible, while still remaining too useful to squish!
</A>

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Brawn Pin made by Skywarp, sig master.
Bombshell Trivia winners: Getaway, Commander Shockwaeve (x2), Brendocon (x8), Starscreamsghost, Unicron(x2), Kickback (x4), Blitzwing (x7) Optimal Rattrap, Cliffjumper (x2), Philcom, Silly Cow, Capt, Ultra Magnus (x2).
Read The Transformers: The Movie 2: Battle Drive Script, written by the very nutty S-Ghost.
Mook List: Lord Sixshot, Saysadie, RCOSD, Felafel, Mookback, Brendocon, S-Ghost, Galvatron91, Sheba, Blaster_86, Jetfire, OmegaDenmad, YTV, Fox Kids.

Sheba · Post by **Sheba** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:46 am

Ah yes let's have some Fortune Cookies

And a cup of Earl Grey, Hot.[/captain picard on "make-it-so"]

dai-atlas2000 · Post by **dai-atlas2000** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:29 am

Thank you Bombshell - and yes you CAN keep the biscuits, there's PLENTY more where they came from.

Sheba - Earl Grey....yep, no probs <reaches behind Tea-trolley and produces a steaming mug of Earl Grey> Here you go...

Want a biscuit with that? Ah yess...here's your fortune cookie...let's just open it up and see what it says...<breaks fortune cookie in half and removes piece of paper>:

"When the cold wind blows and you're faced with THAT problem - take a left - and your problems will all be a solvin'"
FORTUNE COOKIE #198

By the way, would any of the mods like some refreshment???

Dai
<official tea-boy>

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Dai

I'm now the official tea-boy by the way - Shrapnel says so - So anyone got any preferences of their choice of drink...or will we all have Tea?

Kevin:You've got the wrong guy...I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band...there's a million of me..."
Gwildor:Only one of you Kevin...only one of anybody!

[This message has been edited by dai-atlas2000 (edited 12-04-2001).]

Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:38 pm

*Biscuit bounces off Wildfire's head and onto S-Ghost's easy chair. S-Ghost picks up the biscuit, sits down and picks up a copy of Zamyatin's "We".*

S-Ghost [to Herald]: You want this?

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Computron · Post by **Computron** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:45 pm

well as I'm here I'd like 4v pack of yer finest lager.

What do u mean do I have any ID, No, you mean you are refusing me alcohol!!!!!!!!

*Computron pulls out his BFG and puts the end of the barrell 2 inches from dai's head*

Is this ID OK?

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Dead Pool · Post by **Dead Pool** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 3:07 pm

Mmm...biscuits.

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