Vending machine game

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Sades
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*pushes machine over, causing random coins, a pine tree, a small wooden donkey, ladie's underpants and a rotund-yet-tiny-and-delicate old man to come out of the machine's dispenser. The old man wheezes, trying to catch his breath... glass shatters, sirens wail as an alarm system kicks in, storm clouds gather, babies are born and I make my escape on a shiny purple-and-blue Clydesdale*
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Own up - who bought Sades all that soda?

Declines to insert coin as it is quite possible that Sades will mug me for more soda.
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Approaches machine with coin in hand.

Looks for Cherry Coke.

Sees machine has no Cherry Coke. :nonono:

Walks away in disgust with coin in pocket.
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Weak sauce, people, weak sauce. No imaginations.

*Sets machine upright again... carefully places little delicate wheezy dude, the wooden donkey, underpants, etc back into their respective slots... tapes up front of machine... inserts coin*
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receives the restless urge to go do stuff that I don't have time to do.

*stuffs Kelis's "Flesh Tone" and a matching coloured blazer into the coin slot*
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*receives stuff*

*inserts other stuff into the thing*
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Other stuff comes out.

Inserts a monopoly bill for the lolz.
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Gets sent to jail without passing 'GO' and collecting a sum of money (whatever your particular board reads).

*inserts old Irish 3-pound coin*
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Clogs wrote:Gets sent to jail without passing 'GO' and collecting a sum of money (whatever your particular board reads).

*inserts old Irish 3-pound coin*
Machine dispenses an empty pint bottle for a good brand of Irish whiskey.

*inserts Susan B Anthony dollar coin by mistake (they were nearly the same size as a quarter)*
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Rurudyne receives a bemused camel on vacation.

*gives the machine a Canadian penny*
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Gets a maple leaf, a hockey puck and a punch in the face

*inserts coin*
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MINE WAS AWESOME. *spits out a tooth*

Hound gets eternal virginity.

*inserts a mukluk*
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Gets attacked by a polar bear.

*inserts coin*
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Hound gets stuffed into a vending machine.

*inserts a Hound*
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Sades gets to clean the blood and gore off from shoving hound through such a small space — and an ice cold diet coke.

*waits for janitorial staff to clean machine*

*waits some more*

*waiting*

*finally!*

*puts coin in well cleaned machine*
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Rurudyne gets a pink umbrella.

*inserts a hippo*
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Sades wrote:*inserts a hippo*
Gets a pot o' mousse.

Inserts bad gag into thread...
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you get a cannon ball to the groin

insert coin
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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^ gets a One Up mushroom. Congratulations!

Also gets hit by a train. Good thing you got that mushroom first.

*inserts a bamboo forest*
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*gets to spend several hours in the company of hungry Giant Pandas*

Inserts antique CSA money.
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