Chat about stuff other than Transformers.
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:38 am
*pushes machine over, causing random coins, a pine tree, a small wooden donkey, ladie's underpants and a rotund-yet-tiny-and-delicate old man to come out of the machine's dispenser. The old man wheezes, trying to catch his breath... glass shatters, sirens wail as an alarm system kicks in, storm clouds gather, babies are born and I make my escape on a shiny purple-and-blue Clydesdale*
This is my signature. My wasted space. My little corner. You can't have it. It's mine. I can write whatever I want. And I have!
Clogs
Posts: 4278 Joined: Thu May 25, 2006 10:00 pm
Location: Leicester, where King Dick is buried
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by Clogs » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:38 pm
Own up - who bought Sades all that soda?
Declines to insert coin as it is quite possible that Sades will mug me for more soda.
Rack 'n Ruin
Posts: 1193 Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:31 pm
Location: Debris, UK
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by Rack 'n Ruin » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:54 pm
Approaches machine with coin in hand.
Looks for Cherry Coke.
Sees machine has no Cherry Coke.
Walks away in disgust with coin in pocket.
Wreck and Rule!
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:35 pm
Weak sauce, people, weak sauce. No imaginations.
*Sets machine upright again... carefully places little delicate wheezy dude, the wooden donkey, underpants, etc back into their respective slots... tapes up front of machine... inserts coin*
This is my signature. My wasted space. My little corner. You can't have it. It's mine. I can write whatever I want. And I have!
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:20 pm
receives the restless urge to go do stuff that I don't have time to do.
*stuffs Kelis's "Flesh Tone" and a matching coloured blazer into the coin slot*
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:18 am
*receives stuff*
*inserts other stuff into the thing*
Skidmark
Posts: 954 Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:49 pm
Location: In your base, stealing your flag
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by Skidmark » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:36 am
Other stuff comes out.
Inserts a monopoly bill for the lolz.
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Movies I've seen recently:
Red
Johnny Got His Gun
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Toy Story 3
Zombieland
Tenacious D The Pick of destiny
Watchmen
Clogs
Posts: 4278 Joined: Thu May 25, 2006 10:00 pm
Location: Leicester, where King Dick is buried
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by Clogs » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:32 pm
Gets sent to jail without passing 'GO' and collecting a sum of money (whatever your particular board reads).
*inserts old Irish 3-pound coin*
Rurudyne
Protoform
Posts: 1517 Joined: Sun May 28, 2006 8:56 pm
Location: North Texas
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by Rurudyne » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:46 pm
Clogs wrote: Gets sent to jail without passing 'GO' and collecting a sum of money (whatever your particular board reads).
*inserts old Irish 3-pound coin*
Machine dispenses an empty pint bottle for a good brand of Irish whiskey.
*inserts Susan B Anthony dollar coin by mistake (they were nearly the same size as a quarter)*
Standup Philosopher
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:21 am
Rurudyne receives a bemused camel on vacation.
*gives the machine a Canadian penny*
This is my signature. My wasted space. My little corner. You can't have it. It's mine. I can write whatever I want. And I have!
Hound
Posts: 9700 Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2000 4:00 am
Location: Henshin!
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by Hound » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:37 am
Gets a maple leaf, a hockey puck and a punch in the face
*inserts coin*
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
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by Sades » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:51 am
MINE WAS AWESOME. *spits out a tooth*
Hound gets eternal virginity.
*inserts a mukluk*
Hound
Posts: 9700 Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2000 4:00 am
Location: Henshin!
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by Hound » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:24 am
Gets attacked by a polar bear.
*inserts coin*
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:51 pm
Hound gets stuffed into a vending machine.
*inserts a Hound*
Rurudyne
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Location: North Texas
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by Rurudyne » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:11 pm
Sades gets to clean the blood and gore off from shoving hound through such a small space — and an ice cold diet coke.
*waits for janitorial staff to clean machine*
*waits some more*
*waiting*
*finally!*
*puts coin in well cleaned machine*
Standup Philosopher
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:19 pm
Rurudyne gets a pink umbrella.
*inserts a hippo*
Rack 'n Ruin
Posts: 1193 Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:31 pm
Location: Debris, UK
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by Rack 'n Ruin » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:34 pm
Sades wrote: *inserts a hippo*
Gets a pot o' mousse.
Inserts bad gag into thread...
Wreck and Rule!
Selkadoom
Posts: 617 Joined: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:53 am
Location: California and indifferent about it
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by Selkadoom » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:31 am
you get a cannon ball to the groin
insert coin
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
PSN ID: Selkadoom13
Steam: Scruffy.j2
Sades
Posts: 9483 Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2001 5:00 am
Location: I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE
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by Sades » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:04 am
^ gets a One Up mushroom. Congratulations!
Also gets hit by a train. Good thing you got that mushroom first.
*inserts a bamboo forest*
Rurudyne
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by Rurudyne » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:45 pm
*gets to spend several hours in the company of hungry Giant Pandas*
Inserts antique CSA money.
Standup Philosopher
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"