I got the living shit beat out of me on saturday (large pics!)

Blaster · Post by **Blaster** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:56 pm

But beyond that, doesn't this bruise left by the bottom of a shoe look really ****ing cool?

for the record I'm completely fine. I actually scared the guys when they were done when I stood up completely fine, dusted myself off and just looked at them. The doctor was amazed my skull wasn't fractured, said my head was incredibly strong.

This thread is about the awesomeness of that bruise. Looks like an aboriginal tattoo!

secretcode · Post by **secretcode** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:00 pm

AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Blaster · Post by **Blaster** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:11 pm

All you were doing was typing out "hahaha" and you still screwed it up enough to require an edit?

FAIL.

Mospeada · Post by **Mospeada** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:15 pm

Damn man, how did this happen? Did you either press charges or arrange a beatdown on your assailants, or was this a random mugging?

Blaster · Post by **Blaster** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:16 pm

Mospeada wrote:Damn man, how did this happen? Did you either press charges or arrange a beatdown on your assailants, or was this a random mugging?

Some guys girlfriend made a pass at me so he took it out on me. =D

Not my fault I am better looking than him (now with cooler facial deformities)

Rack 'n Ruin · Post by **Rack 'n Ruin** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:26 pm

That sucks man. Get well soon.

Buy a TF to make the pain go away. Maybe not Kickback though, huh?

secretcode · Post by **secretcode** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:28 pm

Blaster wrote:Not my fault I am better looking than him (now with cooler facial deformities)

Ice Shard · Post by **Ice Shard** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:24 pm

LOL nice shoe print, could probably file an attack to the police provided they measured the shoe size etc and matched it to every bloke with a girlfriend. But nah, police are too busy eating doughnuts...

Blitzwing · Post by **Blitzwing** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:23 am

When people see you and ask what happened, just say "You should see the other guys."

Good to hear you had no serious damage though.

Mospeada · Post by **Mospeada** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:25 am

Blaster wrote:Some guys girlfriend made a pass at me so he took it out on me. =D

Not my fault I am better looking than him (now with cooler facial deformities)

Ha! I'm with ya buddy...I had an angry fellow after me a few months back because his girlfriend left him for about two months, for me. Unfortunately she went back to him.

So are you pressing charges on this winner?

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:11 am

Nice one Miles

I entered the thread thinking this would be a story about your hockey playing, but it seems much more interesting. Standing up and dusting off after a beating will usually scare them off, surely nods towards you not having common enough sense to run, however a high pain tolerance like we have tends to scare away novices.

Post by **Clay** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:12 am

Mospeada wrote:Damn man, how did this happen?

First rule about fight club: DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

Was this girl's boyfriend someone you know, or was this "unsolicited roughhousing?"

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:53 am

Good shot of your toilet too.

Good to hear your ok Blaster. It is funny how if you take what someone or a group can dish out alot of times that can win a fight for you as much as beating the piss out of all of them.

Slayer-Fan123 · Post by **Slayer-Fan123** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:40 am

Nice!

*
I'd sue them for all they're worth

I would of probably got knocked out cold from that!

*I dont encourage you to get more scars

Osku · Post by **Osku** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:23 am

They kicked you while you were on the ground?

Good thing nothing got broken, and seemingly not even mild concussion? I've unfortunately seen one other case where things didn't work out that happily.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:36 am

How the Hell would we tell if Blaster had concussion?

Nice one, dude

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:59 am

I am reknowned for the hardness of my skull (that is not a joke, BTW - family trait. My Dad had a brick drop on his head and break), but that is so awesome. And it's rather scary; these bloody idiots won't be on the watch for you, will they? I mean, yeah, if they run away screaming like little girlies that's fine...

Vin Ghostal · Post by **Vin Ghostal** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:03 pm

secretcode wrote:AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Is your new gimmick being a jerk/imbecile? That ought to really win over the crowd.

FAILURE.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:06 pm

Clogs wrote:I mean, yeah, if they run away screaming like little girlies that's fine...

They look at him, go "We stamped on his head hard enough to leave a print, he's still fine", that realyl should be the logical course of action.

Blaster · Post by **Blaster** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:13 pm

Vin Ghostal wrote:Is your new gimmick being a jerk/imbecile? That ought to really win over the crowd.

FAILURE.

Actually me and him are friends(?) and he told me he was going to do that before he did it. We have similar retarded senses of humour so it didn't bug me. He did it more because it made me smile than to try and win anyone else over.

Also, apparently the one guy almost had a heart attack. He has heart problems so it was pretty close to the edge with the blood pressure. That would been funny, kill the guy by just letting him hit me, a new meaning to "rope-a-dope". My mom is convinced there is a concussion but the doctor said that I wasn't showing any signs or symptoms. He told me to take the week off sports just to be safe, but next week I can have at 'er again. Ofcourse the doctor also said I'm suffering from alcoholism because I drink about once a week. Finally, proof we're all a bunch of booze hounds.

Edit- Also, back on topic. This isn't about the beating, it's about the cool bruise (that has already pretty much faded and healed. This thread is all I have now

) that was left!