Charlton Heston dies

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:27 pm

Oh yeh, and Walky blatantly invented an angry email he'd received... Hehehehe.

Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:50 am

Kali wrote:I'm so sorry man, I should know better than to pull that shit

Well, as long as you've pulled your shit together...

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:21 am

And the current issue of Private Eye also has a cartoon with the cold dead hand gag in it. I suspect people have been saving these in reserve for years...

rattrap23 · Post by **rattrap23** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:29 pm

http://blog.case.edu/singham/2007/01/18/moses.jpg

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:50 pm

You're aware that Charlton Heston just played Moses in a film, and plain old Moses himself was actually a seperate entity, yes? Assuming that you do (and, yes, that is a big assumption), what exactly was the relevance of that particular gem?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:54 pm

Cliffjumper wrote:You're aware that Charlton Heston just played Moses in a film, and plain old Moses himself was actually a seperate entity, yes?

Pah, next you'll be saying Morgan Freeman isn't God.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:56 pm

God would never have agreed to appear in Outbreak.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:01 pm

Cliffjumper wrote:God would never have agreed to appear in Outbreak.

That's covered by the same thing as him allowing plagues, death and ITV Play, only worse of course.

Actually, God did look a lot like old Chuck in that documentary where Crocodile Dundee turns out to be an angel. Theological food for thought there...

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:28 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:Pah, next you'll be saying Morgan Freeman isn't God.

I thought Alanis Morissett was.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:40 pm

God, a woman? What madness is this?

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:37 pm

Kali wrote:I thought Alanis Morissett was.

Aye, and true to life don't I feel like my head is about to explode when she sings? [/cheap shot]

Turbo 07 · Post by **Turbo 07** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:13 pm

AngelOfDeath124 wrote::: pokes her head into the thread:: If no one else saw it, Shortpacked made a "cold dead hands" joke comic.... ::

Cliffjumper wrote:Oh yeh, and Walky blatantly invented an angry email he'd received... Hehehehe.

Somebody over at that board he trolls on replied that he wasn't funny and got banned for it too. Real classy, eh?