Anyone know any Tranformers jokes?

ballsquid · Post by **ballsquid** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:47 pm

Thought might be funny so I will start.

Optimus, bumblebee, prowl and Jazz are stood looking at a decepticon mine field. Optimus says "we must get across this mine field, prowl you go first"
Prowl obeys and steps out into the mine field and BOOM, he's blown to peices.
Jazz transforms and tries to drive across and BOOM, gone.
"you turn Bumblebee" says optimus.
Bumblebee drives off, only to return later with a large pig and some huge bedsprings. He attatches the springs to the pigs legs before climbing on top. He slaps the pig on the ass and it starts to hop across the mine field untill he is safe on the other side.
"How did you do that?" says Optimus,
"Four-sprung-pork-technique" replies Bumblebee.

ballsquid · Post by **ballsquid** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:47 pm

What side of Optimus primal has hair?

The outside

Nevermore · Post by **Nevermore** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:45 pm

What do Superman and Broadside have in common?

Both are flying bricks.

Post by **Denyer** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:11 pm

Why is this in the Toys forum?

Rattrap's tail · Post by **Rattrap's tail** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:25 pm

Because it isn't in the Creative Forum.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:34 am

The original cartoon.

Gareth Infinity · Post by **Gareth Infinity** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:13 am

What did Ultra Magnus say to Optimus at the end of the night?

...

"Wanna share a cab?"

slartibartfast · Post by **slartibartfast** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:11 pm

And thus it came to pass that Megatron crashlanded on earth...

Rurudyne · Post by **Rurudyne** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:21 pm

slartibartfast wrote:

And thus it came to pass that Megatron crashlanded on earth...

Rack 'n Ruin · Post by **Rack 'n Ruin** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:44 am

Gareth Infinity wrote:What did Ultra Magnus say to Optimus at the end of the night?

...

"Wanna share a cab?"

Didn't think it would happen, but I this actually made me laugh. God, I'm a nerd. Though at least a laughing nerd.

Good joke.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:11 pm

How do you spot a Transformers fan?
Lock them in a room and see if they start a bitchy argument with themself.

ballsquid · Post by **ballsquid** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:00 am

Gareth Infinity wrote:What did Ultra Magnus say to Optimus at the end of the night?

...

"Wanna share a cab?"

thats classic lol

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:35 am

Perhaps the only viable TF joke evar. And one that Emvee's been telling for about nine years.

Genuine recent exchange:

Person A: "Do we have to walk? Can't we call up Jetfire and take the spacebridge?"
Person B: "There will be no crap Transformers jokes tonight."
Me: "What about good ones?"
Person B: "Can you think of any?"
Me: "Good point."

Summerhayes · Post by **Summerhayes** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:02 am

What did Optimus Prime say to the good-looking plastic surgeon?
GIVE ME YOUR FACE!

What did Optimus say when Megatron opened a packet of pringles?
YOU'LL NEVER STOP AT ONE!

What did optimus prime say to his lesbian lover?
SIT ON MY . . .

enough now?