The Nazicons

Omnicrus · Post by **Omnicrus** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:03 am

I've come up with a faction of Transformers called the Nazicons. Nazis of robots and their leader is a Hitler of a robot (thought I couldn't come up with a name for him). Unlike the Terrorcons they do not serve under Alpha Q and they have only Nazi Germany-like wepons and vehicle modes. I could only come up with one. Steilengrat, his weapon is a machine gun that shoots out Steilhandgranates.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:07 am

Well done, top work.

Post by **zigzagger** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:43 am

Ooo, ooo, I want a faction based on national stereotypes too, composed of a bunch of oil guzzling land vehicles, like Hummers, SUVs and unnecessarily large pick-up trucks. Their faction logo would be the smiley face used in Walmart ads.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:12 am

I can't even think of a reply clever enough to belittle the original post in such a way as to not be a dick myself.

Vincent · Post by **Vincent** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:15 am

Anti-Nazi propaganda? Say it ain't so!

Jaynz · Post by **Jaynz** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:05 am

Is.. this some bizzare joke that I missed the memo on?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:36 am

Weren't the Nancycons the subject of that last Andrew Lloyd Webber talent show contest?

Rack 'n Ruin · Post by **Rack 'n Ruin** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:22 pm

Words fail me...

Oh, and what Kali said.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:24 pm

Kali wrote:I can't even think of a reply clever enough to belittle the original post in such a way as to not be a dick myself.

Never stopped me...

Nevermore · Post by **Nevermore** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:52 pm

I also have an idea about a new Transformers series. It's called "Transformers: Flame Wars". The evil Trollicons are led by Megad*ck, his left hand bot is W*nkscream, and the ever-loyal S*ckwave is always eager to fulfil his leader's demands. Also starring are Shocknerd, Devastinker, Thunderposter, Skydork and the evil Dr. Fanneboi.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:16 am

Nevermore wrote:I also have an idea about a new Transformers series. It's called "Transformers: Flame Wars". The evil Trollicons are led by Omnicrus, his left hand bot is W*nkscream, and the ever-loyal S*ckwave is always eager to fulfil his leader's demands. Also starring are Shocknerd, Devastinker, Thunderposter, Skydork and the evil Dr. Fanneboi.

Fixed.

Omnicrus · Post by **Omnicrus** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:51 am

Nevermore wrote:I also have an idea about a new Transformers series. It's called "Transformers: Flame Wars". The evil Trollicons are led by Megad*ck, his left hand bot is W*nkscream, and the ever-loyal S*ckwave is always eager to fulfil his leader's demands. Also starring are Shocknerd, Devastinker, Thunderposter, Skydork and the evil Dr. Fanneboi.

I'm not racist and I didn't mean any offense to any Germans.

Omnicrus · Post by **Omnicrus** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:55 am

Kali wrote:I can't even think of a reply clever enough to belittle the original post in such a way as to not be a dick myself.

Let's get a few things straight here.
1. I am not racist.
2. The Nazicons aren't German. Just because they have Nazi Germany vehicle modes it doesn't automatically make them have German personalities. Look at Jazz, he has a black personality yet he doesn't turn into an African vehicle.
3. The Nazicons all don't sound like Germans it depends if someone came up with one and they imagined it with a German accent.
4. I only made this cause I was planning on using the Nazicons in a fanfic.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:51 am

Omnicrus wrote:Let's get a few things straight here.
1. I am not racist.
2. The Nazicons aren't German. Just because they have Nazi Germany vehicle modes it doesn't automatically make them have German personalities. Look at Jazz, he has a black personality yet he doesn't turn into an African vehicle.
3. The Nazicons all don't sound like Germans it depends if someone came up with one and they imagined it with a German accent.
4. I only made this cause I was planning on using the Nazicons in a fanfic.

Digging the hole deeper...

Post by **zigzagger** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:32 am

That's not ethnocentric at all.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:44 pm

Hey, go easy on him. Just to make up for people being mean, I've come up with a faction that the Nazicons can fight.

They're called the N**gabotz.

Their leader is Pimpbot.
There are two twins - Bruvva Houseslavebot and Bruvva Fieldslavebot.
Krakhaw is the token female.
Then there's Goodatrunningatron to round at the group.

They all have HUGE guns. And transform into a variety of pimped-out automobiles with massive soundsystems that blare out gangsta rap, and neon lights underneath.

They're also the first to die in any given battle.

Now get to writing that masterpiece, genius!

FortMax · Post by **FortMax** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:47 pm

^ All that needs now is Terrorclaw.

secretcode · Post by **secretcode** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:17 pm

Halfshell wrote:Hey, go easy on him. Just to make up for people being mean, I've come up with a faction that the Nazicons can fight.

They're called the N**gabotz.

Their leader is Pimpbot.
There are two twins - Bruvva Houseslavebot and Bruvva Fieldslavebot.
Krakhaw is the token female.
Then there's Goodatrunningatron to round at the group.

They all have HUGE guns. And transform into a variety of pimped-out automobiles with massive soundsystems that blare out gangsta rap, and neon lights underneath.

They're also the first to die in any given battle.

Now get to writing that masterpiece, genius!

What? No Shiniqua?! No Robot with a Massive Clock dangling from it's neck? No KFC-toting Robot?

Oh and I'm already going to say it to myself before anyone else does.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:46 am

No good can come of this thread at this point.