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by Blackjack
Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:02 pm
Forum: The TFArchive RPG
Topic: Titans Return: The Game
Replies: 305
Views: 548045

OOC: Waspy's being awesome and I love it.

Dig Site "Cared? Who are you and what have you done with Megatron?" Optimus Prime replied to Megatron 's remark as he ran striaght onto his opposite counterpart's fusion blast. The armour on his front end blew apart somewhat, exposing the interior of Optimus's vehicle mode, but it was not...
by Blackjack
Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:19 pm
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Sentinel Prime [uploaded]
Replies: 8
Views: 7284

You and Blackjack (with Mindwipe) have put my reviews to shame. To SHAME!!! Blame the RPG for that. ;) The actual review part still makes sense, I hope? Definitely. :up: hey painted the damned things! That's probably the most galling part of it all. They can't be bothered to paint all the train whe...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:14 pm
Forum: Character Profiles
Topic: Soundwave and Soundblaster
Replies: 7
Views: 10141

"The Voice of the Decepticons" "Operation: Information" "Operation: Dis information" "The Sounds of War" "The Walls Have Ears, And Its Name is Soundwave" "Small Animal Hospital with Soundwave" (Hey, the dude has got a lot of little animal b...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:18 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Galvatron w/ Nucleon [uploaded]
Replies: 7
Views: 5828

Shame. I really want a good Galvatron figure, as the only one I have is the rubbish, over-engineered mess from Universe 2.0, but I guess I'll just have to keep waiting because from your review it seems that Galvy's only good for his robot mode, and even then that is problematic. Shit, forget Optimus...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:15 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Highbrow [uploaded]
Replies: 5
Views: 5592

Skyquake87 wrote:sticking Xort in with his head turned sideways seems to cure that on my toy.
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS

You sir are amazing
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:13 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: RiD Starscream (Warrior Class) [uploaded]
Replies: 5
Views: 5696

I tried getting into RID, but I couldn't make it past the first episode. I dunno... we've done the huge 'continuation but with a very different premise' thing with G1 from season 2 to season 3, from Beast Wars to Beast Machines, and from Armada to Energon, but I just felt RID was such a huge, huge l...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:10 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Legends Nightbird [uploaded]
Replies: 3
Views: 5586

The huge chin's apparently there to mimic how Nightbird appeared in the Sunbow cartoon. Haven't actually bothered googling what cartoon Nightbird looked like until ten seconds before writing this reply, I must say that the chin's even uglier in the Sunbow cartoon that it is on the toy. Honestly, I'm...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:07 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Sentinel Prime [uploaded]
Replies: 8
Views: 7284

Skyquake87 wrote:...with all that orange going on, why's his gun black...?
Obviously it's shoddy Quintesson paint applications! Now if they had put good, honest Autobot workers like Grapple and Hoist in charge instead of those damned Micromasters...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:05 am
Forum: The TFArchive RPG
Topic: Titans Return: The Game
Replies: 305
Views: 548045

Dig Site Revolver yelped as the cockpit's roof shattered -- though the roof itself was made from the same material that the rest of Sixshot was, it was still thin enough for Chromedome 's carbine to do some damage. Thankfully, the roof of the cockpit absorbed most of the carbine's energy, though th...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:49 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Sentinel Prime [uploaded]
Replies: 8
Views: 7284

HAAHAHAHAHA! This is comedy gold. Er, orange. Comedy orange. Damn, though, Sentinel Prime's train WALL and shuttle modes do look woefully unpainted next to Astrotrain. Who I didn't realize is out, too, by the way. And just who IS Leo Prime, anyway? Is he even Cybertronian? He turns into a LION. That...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:36 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Highbrow [uploaded]
Replies: 5
Views: 5592

Nevermind Gort (who at least is based on a character from a classic sci-fi movie), someone apparently went and trademarked "Monzo" and "Weirdwolf". What the hell! I also find Highbrow very fun to play with. He is miles and miles better than Scourge in how his alternate mode locks...
by Blackjack
Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:32 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Optimus Prime (Voyager class) [uploaded]
Replies: 12
Views: 9626

I'm not actually sure how Doomshot could possibly make Megatron's fusion cannon more powerful, short of instantly vaporizing anything it hits. Yeah, like, this already super-powerful weapon? Let's make it stronger, instead of giving Megatron actually useful powers he doesn't already have like stopp...
by Blackjack
Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:39 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Optimus Prime (Voyager class) [uploaded]
Replies: 12
Views: 9626

Don't go overboard with it. Some of the TMs have ridiculous powers in their toy bios that would verge on the gamebreaking. Man, you're just sad Vorath and Doomshot don't give Mindwipe and Megatron anything that they don't already do. ;) I mean, Diac lets Optimus Prime teleport around the battlefiel...
by Blackjack
Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:23 am
Forum: The TFArchive RPG
Topic: Titans Return: The Game
Replies: 305
Views: 548045

Dig Site "Getting soft in your old age, Megatron ? I never thought you had it in you to actually care for your soldiers." Optimus Prime growled in satisfaction as Kaon fell over from his barrage. Two things aimed for his head, though -- Megatron 's fist and the blast from Kaon's transform...
by Blackjack
Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:49 pm
Forum: Transformers Media / Fandom
Topic: Rewatched season 1 of the G1 cartoon
Replies: 238
Views: 103468

I haven't watched Headmasters super-exhaustively, but the dub quality, while generally featuring good translation, has pretty... unimpressive voicework, even compared to other dubbed Transformers shows like Armada or Cybertron (those two have the benefit of featuring the very talented Beast Wars voi...
by Blackjack
Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:31 pm
Forum: The TFArchive RPG
Topic: Titans Return: The Game
Replies: 305
Views: 548045

Near the Shuttle "Well, it is the honourable thing to do to let a worthy opponent know your name and rank... so during the moment of your death, you'll know the name of your killer." Sixshot replied to Sentinel Prime . If he had a mouth, he'd be grinning. Finally. Someone worthy to fight....
by Blackjack
Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:17 am
Forum: The TFArchive RPG
Topic: Titans Return: The Game
Replies: 305
Views: 548045

Dig Site Optimus Prime growled as Kaon dodged his blade swing, but the arrival of Hot Rod ’s Sky Sled signaled something – reinforcements. The younger Autobot seemed intent on engaging Skullcruncher , which is a good thing – it leaves the comparatively more dangerous DJD agent focused on Optimus hi...
by Blackjack
Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:37 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: Titans Return Optimus Prime (Voyager class) [uploaded]
Replies: 12
Views: 9626

Warcry wrote:Diac gives Optimus Prime the ability to teleport and unleash attacks from out of nowhere.
Wait, wait, what?

I have been playing Murder Prime all wrong in the RPG....
by Blackjack
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:06 am
Forum: Site Reviews
Topic: TR Deluxe Class Mindwipe and Vorath [uploaded]
Replies: 9
Views: 9084

Awesome review! I was reading out loud in a cod-Russian accent and everything. Blah, blah blah, it's a Polyhex aksent, vat is dis Russian you speak of? I don't like Mindwipe as much as I think I should. Vat?! VAAAAT?! VAT BLASPHEMY ARE YOU SPOUTING? Cease this prattle zis instant, bag of flesh. I j...
by Blackjack
Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:32 am
Forum: The TFArchive RPG
Topic: Titans Return: The Game
Replies: 305
Views: 548045

Archaeological dig, surface Perceptor looked at Driveshaft with a frown. Strange. But: no time to question. Decepticons are coming. But both Perceptor and Convex agreed immediately: they did not like not knowing things. The nature of the discovery, why the mine leaders are hiding it, where the info...