Wht do you think is the most un-watchable film?

Rattrap's tail · Post by **Rattrap's tail** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:57 pm

That film of old man Gore...

And every film with Spears, Hilton or the spice girls... Should be burned. I also can't stand watching Romeo and Julia anymore...

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:07 pm

Spiceworld is brilliant.

AndyTurnbull · Post by **AndyTurnbull** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:49 pm

Catwoman is the big studio film that caused me the most pain. The worst film I have ever sat through would be The Bruce, a film made around the time of Braveheart whose most notable cast member was Wolf from Gladiators.

Andy

Prowl1984 · Post by **Prowl1984** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:08 pm

Revenge of the Fallen is a close contender...

Notabot · Post by **Notabot** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:59 pm

Smokin' Aces was awful. I got it figuring on getting some nice eyecandy and well choreographed gun/fight scenes. Turns out if you watch the trailer at half speed, you've seen everything worth seeing already and saved a lot of time and pain. One dimensional characters that can't even sustain that one dimension throughout the film, "twists" that you see coming a mile away... seriously awful.

Rurudyne · Post by **Rurudyne** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:51 am

Has anyone mentioned Mel Brook's adaption of Dracula yet?

Leslie Nielson as Dracula ... as he said in the movie: "The creatures of the night ... what a mess they make."

And I'm a big Mel Brooks fan too.

Dead and Loving It was his own Ishtar.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:35 am

Notabot wrote:Smokin' Aces was awful. I got it figuring on getting some nice eyecandy and well choreographed gun/fight scenes. Turns out if you watch the trailer at half speed, you've seen everything worth seeing already and saved a lot of time and pain. One dimensional characters that can't even sustain that one dimension throughout the film, "twists" that you see coming a mile away... seriously awful.

Gods, I'd forgotten about that one. Fully agreed.

It's in my "pile of DVDs that I couldn't even give away on eBay".

The PS3 KILLeR · Post by **The PS3 KILLeR** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:45 am

Halfshell wrote:Gods, I'd forgotten about that one. Fully agreed.

It's in my "pile of DVDs that I couldn't even give away on eBay".

Not even ebay? Set it up again i'm sure theres some dumb redneck around here that will buy it. By the way what else is in your pile of moives you couldn't sell?

Heinrad · Post by **Heinrad** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:25 pm

Surely I'm not the only one here who's managed to see Robotech: The Untold Story, aka Robotech the Movie.

Which, for being a film spliced together out of bits of Southern Cross and roughly all of the OVA series Megazone 23, isn't too bad, plot-wise.

I just wouldn't advise trying to watch it on the big screen.. The diffference in animation quality is telling enough on the computer screen. The big screen might fry your optical centers.

And it's infinately better than I Spy..... and I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who liked Spiceworld.

Thundercracker · Post by **Thundercracker** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:32 pm

Vin Ghostal wrote:
Plenty of movies, however, like Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus, go all the way around the horn of "awful" and back to "entertaining" again.

That movie was so very bad, that I actually laughed to the point of pain at spots. It's one of those great train wreck movies that you just gotta enjoy

As for unwatchable movies, Twilight was complete garbage, as was 30 Days of Night. The last two Blade movies I could have done without as well

starlord · Post by **starlord** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:58 pm

Evolution ,the movie.

Rurudyne · Post by **Rurudyne** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:36 pm

Heinrad wrote:Surely I'm not the only one here who's managed to see Robotech: The Untold Story, aka Robotech the Movie.

Which, for being a film spliced together out of bits of Southern Cross and roughly all of the OVA series Megazone 23, isn't too bad, plot-wise.

I just wouldn't advise trying to watch it on the big screen.. The diffference in animation quality is telling enough on the computer screen. The big screen might fry your optical centers.

And it's infinately better than I Spy..... and I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who liked Spiceworld.

I saw the Robotech movie in a theater.

I always wished that they would have done a good dub for release of Macross: Do You Remember Love?. Subtitles on the computer screen is good as far as that goes.

Heinrad · Post by **Heinrad** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:13 am

I'm surprised they didn't grab Macross '84 and dub it as a Robotech movie. I should think it would have been easier from an editing standpoint.

Although Roy doesn't come off very well in the movie. But in all fairness, at least he's got dialogue. Poor old Khyron got inarticulate grumbling.

Baxter · Post by **Baxter** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:36 am

Had to watch Baby Mama with Mrs. Baxter and her friends last week. Its up there on my list of all time biggest wastes of time. They thought it was funny.

She needs smarter friends.

Catalyst Dragon · Post by **Catalyst Dragon** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:41 am

I remember watching that Robotech movie... I don't remember a thing about it though.

One of the biggest wastes of time I ever watched was "Eragon" After reading the books the movie was an abomination.

Vin Ghostal · Post by **Vin Ghostal** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:22 pm

Thundercracker wrote:That movie was so very bad, that I actually laughed to the point of pain at spots. It's one of those great train wreck movies that you just gotta enjoy

"It rises.....no.....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Thundercracker · Post by **Thundercracker** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:51 pm

Vin Ghostal wrote:"It rises.....no.....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Single best line in a movie ever.

Lorenzo Lamas is so ridiculous as well, he gets my vote for best actor

numbat · Post by **numbat** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:20 pm

Baxter wrote:Had to watch Baby Mama with Mrs. Baxter and her friends last week. Its up there on my list of all time biggest wastes of time. They thought it was funny.

She needs smarter friends.

Like those that think Transformers are cool?

I can understand my wife's aversion to my interest somewhat...

numbat · Post by **numbat** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:22 pm

Halfshell wrote:Gods, I'd forgotten about that one. Fully agreed.

It's in my "pile of DVDs that I couldn't even give away on eBay".

Darn it, that missed me as well!

One of my brothers gave Smokin' Aces to me for a Christmas once... Monkey trumpets, it was awful!

Went to charity...

electro girl · Post by **electro girl** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:32 pm

numbat wrote: I can understand my wife's aversion to my interest somewhat...

Me: What about just a small legends one? You might like it.

My ex: If you ever buy me a Transformer I'll punch you.