This is my thread. My thread about nothing.

Post by **Sades** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:26 pm

I don't know what colour it is, but I like to think it's blue and orange.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:29 pm

It smells faintly of grapes that may, or may not, be seedless. I'd have to nibble one to see.

Post by **Sades** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:31 pm

Dammit dude, how can you smell a thread that isn't actually thread on the internet? You so crazy.

There's no grapes here.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:32 pm

crazy is as crazy does. I can taste a plot brewing.

Mud is brown.

Post by **Sades** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:34 pm

Oh, shit. I just remembered we've had grapes in the vegetable crisper of the fridge for almost a week.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:39 pm

I have oranges. Oranges are orange. Sometimes they're green. Sometimes they're blue.

One of these statements are a lie. It was that one. Or this one.

Post by **Sades** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:45 pm

No oranges, either. Fruit obsessive.

Now I want an Orange. Just an orange one.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:47 pm

blue moon.

Post by **Sades** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:48 pm

PURPLE HORSESHOES

Damn it, Hound forgot his lunch!

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:51 pm

there's a theme underway and I don't like the cut of it's green jib.

Spatulas.

Post by **Sades** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:56 pm

It's not a Pirate beard; it's a Viking beard. Be appropriate!

You can't throw me; I invented this shit!

And this is where I start talking to myself.

*eats Hound's lunch*

I was just in the kitchen making baby something to eat and baby crawled up to the cupboard behind me... when I turned around, she was sitting in front of the cupboard we keep the trashcan in, facing the cupboard door and waving her arms around above her head. She was holding two little green teether toys, one in each hand. It looked like she was trying to summon a demon or something. I think it might be time to take the trash out.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:28 pm

Viking beard or not I'll eat this ham and be happy about it.

Beer. One single beer in the fridge. And milk.

And a gerbil.

Post by **Sades** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:37 pm

That's right! You SPITE that Viking beard!

Or something. Gerbils don't like the cold, you monster!

angloconvoy · Post by **angloconvoy** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:07 pm

StoneCold Skywarp wrote:And a gerbil.

That for the snake, or for the starfish?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:35 pm

I think Little Baby Sades may have hacked her mother's account whilst Mommy was asleep...

Post by **Sades** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:29 pm

angloconvoy wrote:snake, or for the starfish

I'm going to open a restaurant and call it this.

No?... yeah, you're probably right.

No, coffee (lots of coffee... I've been staying up late playing video games like a child these past few days) and boredom combined at the end with baby naptime hacked my account. Then I dragged Warp into it, because I'm a horrible friend.

Oh, and then baby woke up and started worshipping the trash can.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:47 pm

Worship the trashcan, the bringer of food!!

you didn't bring me into anything. I devoured your psyche.

The world's flat mind you.

Slayer-Fan123 · Post by **Slayer-Fan123** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:56 am

You know what you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

Weirdwolf and Monzo · Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:12 am

I like this thread. There is nothing in it. Sort of.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:54 am

I will prod this with a stick.