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What do you think I should make a thread about?

Motorcycles?

Croquet. We haven't had one of those for a while.

how about the louge, or however you spell it where the men dress like a sperm, and go balls down an ice shoot, yah that would be fun....?

Croquet reminds me of Cricket, because it begins with a C.

So does Cookie... and that's good enough for me!

I should start a topic about Cricket. What goes on in Cricket, anyway? there's a field directly across from my apartment building where people play it. I would like to understand, and asking things is fun.

Actually, what do people think I should get my boyfriend for his birthday? Comedy responses welcome, I'm fricking bored out of my skull.

Sades wrote:
Actually, what do people think I should get my boyfriend for his birthday? Comedy responses welcome, I'm fricking bored out of my skull.

A sandwich.

Made while wearing a french maid outfit.

Do it.

Wow, that'd be awesome. Unfortunately, I don't think I could convince him that he'd look ultra-hot in a french maid's outfit.

edit: I just watched a three-legged dog get a mud bath on TV. Holy ****, friday evening TV sucks. Thank **** for booze

Sades wrote:I should start a topic about Cricket. What goes on in Cricket, anyway? there's a field directly across from my apartment building where people play it. I would like to understand, and asking things is fun.

Basically Cricket is how the British apologise to our former colonies by letting them thrash us at sport. Constantly.

Actually, what do people think I should get my boyfriend for his birthday? Comedy responses welcome, I'm fricking bored out of my skull.

Serious and slightly dull suggestion based on previous chats: Something Warhammery.

inflatable dalek wrote:Basically Cricket is how the British apologise to our former colonies by letting them thrash us at sport. Constantly.

That and rugby.

Presents? Clothes made by the greatest tailor in the world, that can only be seen by the coolest and wisest of men.