What is your job title?

electro girl · Post by **electro girl** » Tue May 05, 2009 6:06 pm

Clogs wrote:Right. Leaving aside notabot and (potentially) Axe, who have real jobs, where does that leave the rest of us, um?

Left behind after everyone else has gone home/to the pub.

ismellicecream · Post by **ismellicecream** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:25 pm

Prowl1984 wrote:Bastard

You got something against games?

Heinrad · Post by **Heinrad** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:21 pm

At the moment, I'm languishing on medical leave. If they don't clear me to go back to work soon, I may kill myself out of sheer boredom. On the up side, I'm knitting nicely.

Normally, I work as a machine operator at a plastic company who's aspiring to move to the quieter(if somewhat drafty) shipping department.

@ notabot: My mom was Missouri Synod Lutheran growing up.

Rattrap's tail · Post by **Rattrap's tail** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:13 pm

My Job title is Student, or "leerling". My other titles include: SongNuker, Moron, Idiot and, I hate these one the most, Nose, Kingnose, Nosemonkey, Kingmar(I likes^^), Fishmar(I hates) and Lad(Not said by Kup unfortunatley, but my Arch-Enemy uses it in a very sarcastical way. These names are mostly used to make a fool of me, It isn't so that I like them. . . But I haven't got any of them, except for the Student on one of my cards.

secretcode · Post by **secretcode** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:31 pm

Bit of an update, I'm a culinary arts major, little over halfway done with that. Have a job set up in January, as I get my "Sanitation and Food Safety" certifications in and I'll be help out a bit at a local nursing home making sure the food is safe for them to eat.

HeavyArms · Post by **HeavyArms** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:59 am

Work as a cleaner at a secondary college (high school eqivalent for Australia) picking up rubbish the students drop, and there's a lot of it. Plus side would be that I get the school holidays off, even if it is without pay. Don't care for the job much but it is short and pays well in my opinion.

Also volunteer at Sages Cottage Farm, which is owned by Menzies Inc; where I'm trying to get the boss to hire me on a traineeship, where I generally maintain the farm.

I may also be partly responsible for getting him back into video games and Transformers.

optimusskids · Post by **optimusskids** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:45 am

Community Empowerment Assistant at a Housing Association

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:08 pm

Also an update from me: my job roles might be changing soon - I'm even thinking of going for a move to a Communications Officer job! - but my boss has now agreed that my title should, honestly, be 'dogsbody'

He won't let me have that on my badge until he's managed to get the same on his first...

Tells you something about the place I work, yes?

I'm a culinary arts major...

secretcode - marry me!!!

secretcode · Post by **secretcode** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:14 pm

Clogs wrote:secretcode - marry me!!!

If I say no, would I be a douche?

electro girl · Post by **electro girl** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:39 pm

Have recently become uneplyoyed because the entire school has been cleaned so no more cleaning until easter. Now I need a job to support my studies cos art suplies are darn expensive:down:

Rurudyne · Post by **Rurudyne** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:06 pm

No official title. I've used "Chief Slave and Bottle Washer" as a joke for years though.

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:19 pm

secretcode wrote:If I say no, would I be a douche?

And, you know, I still fail to understand that apparently derogatory reference... Nah, you'd just not be a bigamist (the weather is too awful in GB to want to lift the patio for any reason...)

Patapsco · Post by **Patapsco** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:26 pm

current: Business Support Adminstrator
in about three months: Redundant Business Support Administrator

Rurudyne · Post by **Rurudyne** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:10 pm

pandagork wrote:current: Business Support Adminstrator
in about three months: Redundant Business Support Administrator

Ouch!

I hope it works out for you and causes no problems.

Raze · Post by **Raze** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:22 pm

dogsbody

That sums it up nicely, though the official title is General Duties at the moment though it may change to Material's Handler in the future. However you dress it up, dogsbody sums it up nicely.

martyboy70 · Post by **martyboy70** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:35 pm

Supermarket Produce Supervisor.

Which basically means I sell vegetables to vegetables.
And I DJ Birthday Parties,Weddings etc. at the weekend.

No Less Than a God · Post by **No Less Than a God** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:17 pm

I am a Meat Popsicle

Savannahtron · Post by **Savannahtron** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:22 am

Finance counselor (not a financial counselor, I help uni students/college students with financial aid), MBA student, Author and Artist, Father, Husband, Son, Brother...the list goes on and on. Titles schmitles!

Heheh.

Prowl1984 · Post by **Prowl1984** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:46 pm

having left Swansea and Bar Supervisonyness behind I am now a sandwich artist...a.k.a Subway employee...a.k.a corporate sandwich whore

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:14 pm

Prowl1984 wrote:having left Swansea and Bar Supervisonyness behind I am now a sandwich artist...a.k.a Subway employee...a.k.a corporate sandwich whore

...in Tenby? Really?