America: Cliffjumper needs YOU!

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America: Cliffjumper needs YOU!

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Yes, my colonial underlings, the chosen agent of your Imperial superiors has need of you again. An important document is lost in the mire of your barren, desert-like frontier country. This needs to be delivered to mother England lest it fall into the hands of independance-demanding hicks.

Translation: Anyone in America fancy helping me out for a low-value item with a seller who won't ship to any other countries? Reward includes: Gratitude, me never threatening to send you the Classics Perceptor I seem unable to get rid of, and apologies for using phrases like "colonial underlings", "Imperial superiors", "barren, desert-like frontier country" and "independance-demanding hicks". And obviously I'll pay all costs.
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I'm your huckleberry...
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Excellent, you are now Sir Notabot, Governor of The Queen's America.
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What would you do if someone offered to take Classics Perceptor off your hands?
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Post by Blaster »

If he ships to Canada you could ask one of us loyal folk.



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Post by Civ »

Oh, dammit. I wanted to help Cliffy for once.
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Thanks, Zeeks! Great job! :up:
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NOOOOOO! He's mine! I've invested quite a bit of time hanging out on the board waiting to help somone so that they'd validate me! I will not be denied my trophy!
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You guys do realise you're all falling over each other to be someone's middleman, right?
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Yeah but when Cliffjumper says "Gratitude", he really means...
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Post by Sades »

... Am I supposed to guess?

Okay. Umm... one word or two?

It's Pringles, isn't it? You guys are whoring yourselves out for the Pringles. I get it now.

Pringles suck.
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Post by Civ »

Sades wrote:It's Pringles, isn't it? You guys are whoring yourselves out for the Pringles. I get it now.

Pringles suck.
No, no, no, no, no. Pringles do suck, but I'm whoring myself out for asparagus. You know what I'm saying? Nothing beats the shear awesomeness of asparagus.
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OH MATRON

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Sades wrote:
Pringles suck.
Well you're getting close...
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You mean Cardboard chips?
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Post by Ostentatious »

No, no, no. It's Boris Johnson, right.
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Post by Chromia »

Well, what do I have to do to get myself shipped to England?

Priceline and Expedia.com hath the suckage.....
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