If Tom cruise tried to save me, I'd probably kill myself first

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If Tom cruise tried to save me....I'd probably kill myself first.

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I think the one thing that is more scary than Republican candidates going for party selection is this:

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I'd ask him for Nicole's number.

Though he's already done the world great service by brainwashing Katie Holmes out of the Batman sequel...
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Tom Cruise just ate my mind.....

That was just wow.
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Originally posted by inflatable dalek
I'd ask him for Nicole's number.

Though he's already done the world great service by brainwashing Katie Holmes out of the Batman sequel...


I'd rather have Penolpe's.
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Why wouldn't you just kill him?
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"We are the foremost professionals in getting people off drugs, in rehabilitating criminals, in being crazy assholes."

seriously, weirdo.
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Originally posted by Transfannabeel
I'd rather have Penolpe's.


She's still off limits. There's actually a legal requirement that anyone who's had sexual relations with Tom Cruise is barred from sex with all other people until they pass a medical exam proving they've got him completely out of their system.
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To be honest who cares - he's not harming anyone and he's not blowing up busses full of innocent people. there are far worse religions out there and whilst it may be wierd I'd rather him be all wierd than fly a plane intoa skyscraper
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Originally posted by Computron
To be honest who cares - he's not harming anyone and he's not blowing up busses full of innocent people.


You need to read about some of the horrible **** they have been up to. It may not be large scale but it's just as horrible.

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http://theunfunnysequel.ytmnd.com/

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Subversion isn't just blowing up innocents; there are more insidious ways of achieving control of others than open threats. Hark to Jetfire.
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Thing is though, there are lots of "Proper" religions that are just as scary (has anyone ever had teenage American Jehovias Witnesses at the door?). I come from the viewpoint that all religions are as bloody stupid as each other (except for Buddhists, got to love jolly fat people).
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I'd class most forms of Buddhism as more like philosophies...

Quite friendly ones, too.
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Originally posted by Denyer
I'd class most forms of Buddhism as more like philosophies...

Quite friendly ones, too.


Yep, a religion/philosophy based around being nice where they actually follow that idea makes a nice change.
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Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Thing is though, there are lots of "Proper" religions that are just as scary (has anyone ever had teenage American Jehovias Witnesses at the door?). I come from the viewpoint that all religions are as bloody stupid as each other (except for Buddhists, got to love jolly fat people).
Ah, yes. The Jehovah's Witnesses at the door. Not any more - not since I tried to engage them in a discussion of the Apocrypha and the blood taboos of other religions :D Also smiled sweetly at the Mormons and invited them to talk about polygamy with regard to the religious tenets of mainstream Christianity. It's not that I object to anyone having religious beliefs, it's their unquestioning blindness outwith their own constrained limits of belief.

Basically, orgainised religions are designed by men, usually elderly men who get sour and want to stop young men enjoying what they no longer can. And they want power and riches in this world in preference to the next, hence the 'give the church/temple etc all your worldly dosh 'cos it ain't going to do you any good in the hereafter (but I'll be just fine on it now)'. Moi? Cynical? Hey, I'm an amateur comparative mythologist...
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Originally posted by Cliffjumper
A Letter from God to Man


That was pretty entertaining.
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Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Thing is though, there are lots of "Proper" religions that are just as scary (has anyone ever had teenage American Jehovias Witnesses at the door?). I come from the viewpoint that all religions are as bloody stupid as each other (except for Buddhists, got to love jolly fat people).


Agreed. Although, Buddha wasn't fat. I think it was the Chineese that started that. Like Santa Clause too. For some reason people like "jolly fat people."
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Originally posted by BOOBS1
Agreed. Although, Buddha wasn't fat. I think it was the Chineese that started that. Like Santa Clause too. For some reason people like "jolly fat people."


Did I say specifically Buddha? NAh, it's all his fat followers I love.
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Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Did I say specifically Buddha? NAh, it's all his fat followers I love.


You're right. Sorry for the assumption. :rolleyes:
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"Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy,
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile,
You'd buy expensive shoes...
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise,
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise"
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