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RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:25 pm

I got Frankfart and Frankenstien a few times. That's about as creative as they could get. It was never a recurring problem, though. Having people wipe off on each other when I touched them was a bit obnoxious, though . . .

I hear you Wet 'N' Wild Harry, though. I used to dislike being called Frankie, but it seems that only the girls do that these days (not many, but I get it once and a while).

Chromia · Post by **Chromia** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:32 pm

Originally posted by King Fargo
I went to high school with a girl whose surname was "Cocks". I kid you not.

Meh. My last name is Coon.

Trust me. I've heard them all............

Gesani · Post by **Gesani** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:54 pm

Originally posted by Grandmaster Shockwaeve
I have to put up with people saying "Sorry, Charlie" pretty often.

Damn, someone told me where that was from originally but I can't remember....

its from a Tuna Commercial.... Star Kist Tuna...

My last name is smith... so no worries there... but when i was a wee tike i went to school with a kid whose last name was Cobb...
Bet you cant guess his first name...

Guess yet?... it was Corn... his parents must have really hated him... or were on teh shine a bit too hard..

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:38 am

My last name is Walczuk *pronuced Wall-zuck or if you want to say it correctly and in Polish Val-chuck but anyway*. I assume you can all rhyme.

Lord Decepticon · Post by **Lord Decepticon** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:52 am

Luckily my name is Skyler, all I got is sometimes Bigg Sky or Sky Dogg, that's it and it's quite rare!

Gesani · Post by **Gesani** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:49 am

Originally posted by Ravage
. I assume you can all rhyme.

I am White... i cant rhyme..

but i will take your word for it..

Garand · Post by **Garand** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:54 pm

Originally posted by Sir Auros
It's because I feel like Michael Bolton. No, not that Michael Bolton, the Michael Bolton in Office Space.

I've always identified more with Samir..

Originally posted by Sir Auros

For those of you who man not know, my name is Luke, so plenty of times when I'm introduced to people, I hear, "Luke...I am your father!"

I know your pain. My name is Wayne. I will more than likely brutelly injure Mike Meyers should I ever meet him for the mental anguish he's caused me, despite how much I enjoyed Austin Powers.

Originally posted by Sir Auros

Besides, Darth Vader never even f*cking said that line. It was, "No...I...am your father."

And I have proof.

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:57 pm

Originally posted by Garand
I've always identified more with Samir..

I hear that. Machines that don't work really piss me off. I used to smack my computer around all the time.

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:31 am

Originally posted by PaladinPrime
I hear that. Machines that don't work really piss me off. I used to smack my computer around all the time.

yes but you never went so far as to beat its insides (the sharp and pointy parts!) with your bare fists have you?

Garand · Post by **Garand** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:35 am

Originally posted by PaladinPrime
I used to smack my computer around all the time.

Fixed 2 monitors that way. both the same make and model, sittign on opposite work tables, and neither would turn on..

Smacked one, and both turned on.

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:58 am

Nice. It usually broke more than it fixed when I did that.

Originally posted by homerbot
yes but you never went so far as to beat its insides (the sharp and pointy parts!) with your bare fists have you?

Nope. I did have to replace the casing (it was so dented that it was pressing down on the dvd rom drive, and wouldn't let it open) and the hard drive (I kicked the comp so hard that it died), though.

King Fargo · Post by **King Fargo** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:51 am

Originally posted by Garand
I know your pain. My name is Wayne. I will more than likely brutelly injure Mike Meyers should I ever meet him for the mental anguish he's caused me, despite how much I enjoyed Austin Powers.[/URL]

You're lucky. I know a "Wayne Ronald [insert surname here]". So, he got the Mike Myers and evil corporate clown jokes.

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:32 pm

Originally posted by King Fargo
You're lucky. I know a "Wayne Ronald [insert surname here]". So, he got the Mike Myers and evil corporate clown jokes.

lucky? or less unfortunate?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:18 pm

I went to school with a boy called Robert Kirk, whoes brother was...

James T. Kirk. No idea what the T stood for, but surely the parents must have known that calling their son that was opening a door to a lifetime of bullying (especialy he he sung like Shant...).
I've got a feeling that Star Trek Kirk's brother was called Robert as well, so a real Treaky family. The odd thing was that (our) Robert was the elder son, you think they'd have used the more well known name first:rolleyes:

Dead Man Wade · Post by **Dead Man Wade** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:11 pm

Depends on how hardcore they really were.

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:40 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
I went to school with a boy called Robert Kirk, whoes brother was...

James T. Kirk. No idea what the T stood for, but surely the parents must have known that calling their son that was opening a door to a lifetime of bullying (especialy he he sung like Shant...).
I've got a feeling that Star Trek Kirk's brother was called Robert as well, so a real Treaky family. The odd thing was that (our) Robert was the elder son, you think they'd have used the more well known name first:rolleyes:

ouch

well than again it gives you an excuse to... talk like... william shatner

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:25 pm

Originally posted by homerbot
ouch

well than again it gives you an excuse to... talk like... william shatner

Isn't that the sort of obvious mickey take St. Auros was ranting about back at the start? Then again, any excuse to imitate the legend that is the Shant-Man is alright by me

Garand · Post by **Garand** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:42 pm

Originally posted by King Fargo
You're lucky. I know a "Wayne Ronald [insert surname here]". So, he got the Mike Myers and evil corporate clown jokes.

I forgot to mention.. I live in Waynesville, NC...

Fortuntly.. I havn't heard that joke as much after middle school.

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:24 am

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Isn't that the sort of obvious mickey take St. Auros was ranting about back at the start? Then again, any excuse to imitate the legend that is the Shant-Man is alright by me

yeah, i realised, but not only do i love talking... like william................shatner, he was no family guy the other night and it almost left me in tears so i was overtaken by an extreme urge to imitate shatner

isn't it bad enough how much they imitate him on who's line is it anyway? hes like every third newscaster voice they use (well, that was a huge exageration, but still)

Random Sweep · Post by **Random Sweep** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:38 am

Originally posted by Kup1
Meh. My last name is Coon.

Your an Aussie arn't you? if so I can see that you would have coped a lot.

I've been called Turkey since i was 5..... Now it is how i introduce myself

well, im off to find a gun sigh

j/k

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