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Originally posted by DrSpengler John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness > Event Horizon Though, I liked that movie too. Paul Anderson's only decent work, assuming that Alien vs Predator will suck. I want to believe Aliens vs Predator will be at least decent more than anything... But I won't get my...

This league is definitely going to be fun... I can tell that much alreadly.

Unfortunately, it's going to be more fun for me, because The Roid Mongrels are bitch slapping everybody.

Originally posted by CounterPunch ok... your stretched to disbelief when a guy takes out soldiers... yet the fact that its about a virus which induces immense rage doesnt? The virus is the premise of the whole movie... The guy is a pussy for the whole movie and then he takes them out Ahnuld style.....

Originally posted by Bombshell
You would do anything.

Even you in a mini-skirt and high heels...?

Originally posted by angloconvoy I always saw that as trying to show how that when pushed to the limits, anyone could seem as if they had the virus, and he was meant to have snapped by that point. Plus, was it "to save their precious virginity" or was it just that he didn't want the woman...

Originally posted by DrSpengler
Oh no you di'int!

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!

AWWWWW SHEEEEEEET BITS.

Shut cho beetch ass mouf.... damn.

Originally posted by Claypool
dude, she was working

That's even better...

Shows her you have some real balls. You should have done it with a big **** eating grin on your face... like you were sure she would give it to you.

Instead of twaddling your nether regions inside your house... you should have walked outside and asked for her number.

This message board couldn't be any whiter.

Alright, sounds good then.

ROID MONGRELS.... OH DIP.

Alright, I'm in.

When's the draft?

EDIT: Just read about the auto-draft thing... does that mean we have no control over which players we get?

Originally posted by Cliffjumper
You'd have to pay me, like $30 million to touch that geriatric skank.

For ****'s sake, Tom Cruise's knob has been in her. Yuck.

It's a shame you're not interested...

You could do her the favor of upgrading to your knob.

I'm pretty sure you're going to get ****ed over again.

Now that she knows she can pull **** like that and get away with it... she figures she can have even more fun with you. Unless she's a colossal bimbo... but you've already said that she's smart... so just giving you a heads up, guy.

Their new singer is a tool... and drags them down pretty badly.

Check out their stuff in the Burnt Offerings and Dark Saga albums for some of their best. They are among my favorite bands...

Originally posted by Denyer Gross generalisation follows: Men just want to imagine themselves shagging fictional characters. Women are more likely on average to develop relationship fantasies about them. Particularly of the "he's a nice guy really, I can change him" variety. Heh, that's h...

I'm sure if you saw what these chicks looked like in real life... you would have your answer right there.

Originally posted by Claypool I find it to be more nerdy that both you and your "girlfriend" both post on the same message board. Dont you have something else to do? Hell, if I could do something with Jenny, i'd rock her world. She must be bored with you. Women require affection, care, an...

The look on that orangutan's face almost makes it worth it...

Everyone vote for Ocarina of Time... it deserves the "prestigious" award.

And I don't even see Metroid Prime on there.

You have to list every single racist insult...?

Is your teacher Archie Bunker or something?