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by Hasbro
Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:28 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Transformers Generations 'Thrilling 30' Toy News
Replies: 146
Views: 63112

WORKER 003597, OFTEN REFERRED TO AS "ALAN", HAS BEEN TERMINATED. LEAKS ARE DOWN, MORALE IS UP, AND THE BREAKROOM REFRIGERATOR IS ONCE AGAIN A SECURE PLACE TO KEEP LABELED SANDWICHES AND YOGURTS. THE DECISION WAS VALID.
by Hasbro
Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:48 am
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Hasbro Customer Service:P
Replies: 11
Views: 15811

THE ONE KNOWN AS CLAY IS NOT HASBRO, BUT IS CORRECT. OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE IS ABOVE REPROACH. WE ARE THE GREATEST TOY COMPANY OF ALL TIME. DO NOT DOUBT!
by Hasbro
Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:23 am
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Hasbro's MP-13 Soundwave...
Replies: 74
Views: 23854

LIAR!
OUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE PERFECT. THE BREAKAGE THEY CAUSE INCREASE REVENUE THROUGH MULTIPLE PURCHASES. DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE PRINTED INSTRUCTIONS!
by Hasbro
Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:14 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Transformers: Prime Toys Thread.
Replies: 75
Views: 33817

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR GLOBAL CORPORATION OF TFVANGUARD FOR ITS VALUABLE ADVICE AND WE WILL STOP MAKING BUMBLEBEES IMMEDIATELY. EDIT: WE JUST NOTICED THAT OUR STOCK IS WORTH SIGNIFICANTLY MORE THAN YOU, SO WE WILL CONTINUE WITH OUR SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS PLAN, BUT THANK YOU FOR ...
by Hasbro
Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:46 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Toy scales illustrated
Replies: 3
Views: 2669

ALL TRANSFORMER TOYS ARE IN PERFECT SCALE WITH ONE ANOTHER. SOME JUST PREFER TO ALWAYS STAND FAR AWAY.
by Hasbro
Thu May 05, 2011 3:07 am
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Are there any know variations of TF Generations Kup (paintwork etc) inc pic ?
Replies: 3
Views: 1925

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND LUCKY KUP #1,267! BE SURE TO STOP BY OUR MAIN OFFICE TO PICK UP YOUR PRIZE, A WHOLE PALLET OF TUNER MUDFLAPS.
by Hasbro
Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:04 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: FansProject Crossfire Set B? [inspired by Blast-Off/Swindle]
Replies: 110
Views: 46722

PAGE TAKEN. THE NEXT WAVE OF DELUXES WILL BE RELEASED IN MARCH OF NEXT YEAR AND WILL COST $80 APIECE. SHIPPING WILL BE EXTRA AND WILL TAKE SEVERAL WEEKS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTION.
by Hasbro
Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:15 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: 2010 Seacons reissue a BBTS Exclusive
Replies: 42
Views: 21144

THE ONE KNOWN AS HALFSHELL SPEAKS THE TRUTH IN THIS MATTER. HOWEVER, NOW THAT OUR WAYS HAVE BEEN REVEALED, WE NEED A NEW FAN TO MONITOR FOR SUCH ACTIONS. THE ONE KNOWN AS MAJU GARZETT WILL COME FORWARD AND SUBMIT HIS ADDRESS FOR OBSERVATION. WE HAVE SPOKEN.
by Hasbro
Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:13 am
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Is it bad that...
Replies: 5
Views: 2125

NO! AND REMEMBER THERE IS A THIRD SET OF CLONES OFF-SCREEN. BUY TWO MORE. AND SEVERAL DELUXE CHROMIAS TOO.
by Hasbro
Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:08 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: RotF Devastator
Replies: 14
Views: 3643

RIGHT BACK AT YOU, SKIPPY! CONSIDER THE NEXT FEW WAVES SHIPPED TO ARKANSAS OFFICIALLY DELAYED! WE HAVE SPOKEN!
by Hasbro
Fri May 29, 2009 6:54 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Revenge of the Fallen
Replies: 4
Views: 2110

THERE ARE NO FLAWS. PRODUCT AND COLORS MAY VARY. SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE BOX. THE TOYS ARE AWESOME AND PERFECT AND SHOULD BE PURCHASED BY ALL.
by Hasbro
Mon May 04, 2009 8:40 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Go on then, sell the Legends class to me.
Replies: 9
Views: 1995

BECAUSE THE MATERIALS:MSRP RATIO MAKES THE LEGENDS CLASS OUR MOST PROFITABLE LINE. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE ONE CALLED RID SCOURGE. BUY THEM ALL. NOW!
by Hasbro
Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:28 pm
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Universe 2.0 toy repaint speculation
Replies: 42
Views: 7541

THE ONE KNOWN AS TREADSHOT A1 IS CORRECT. WE CANNOT DO REPAINTS IF SOME OBSCURE KITBASHER HAS ALREADY POSTED AN IMAGE. OUR HANDS ARE TIED. PLEASE STOP PAINTING YOUR TOYS SO WE CAN DO OUR JOB.
by Hasbro
Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:12 am
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Universe Deluxe Class wave 4 (Autobot Hound, Cyclonus, Cheetor, Starscream) - OUT
Replies: 98
Views: 22240

TRY IT AND SEE. YOU FEELING LUCKY?
by Hasbro
Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:13 am
Forum: Transformers Toys & Merchandise
Topic: Classics TFs I'd like to see
Replies: 36
Views: 6864

DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO! WITHOUT AN ONLINE PETITION, YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING!