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Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:51 am

Denyer is a myth created to scare you all. The poster known as Denyer is one of the most complex bots ever created as an experiment by our site's owner. Yes, Brendan is the world's foremost bot programmer, which coincidentally explains how the bills are paid around here.

That, and you monkeys clicky clicking those banners every now and then.

Also, Hound is, as ever, a little black girl.

Post by **Hound** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:25 am

Yes, none of the staff are actually as they seem. Except Auros, that little picture of a drunken idiot covered in shaving cream, that's really him...

Post by **Sades** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:10 am

Hound, shouldn't you be in bed? If your mom locks you in your room overnight again we won't have anyone to laugh at. We can't have that. Auro's "Pictures of me in my pretty new tutu" thread is getting a bit old.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:27 am

And the mystery of why I quit the staff deepens...

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:38 am

Originally posted by Sir Auros
Denyer is a myth [...]

Originally posted by Hound
Yes, none of the staff are actually as they seem.

["It's all simple to explain, but it's all philosophical mumbo jumbo" warning]

See, The Matrix (part 1) was far from the big picture. They showed 1 unit of differentiation. You have to...

circulate

things to see the big picture.

C'mon, its really not that hard. First of all you need to call some Physics sub-particles as representindg galaxies (Men in Black 1). Use Psychology to accept that humans are disjointed: the brain is just communicating (with whatever they can) neurons.

Now we can think of some points on the circle (with time as third dimension). If you help some wretch below you in power, that wretch will always be able to find a wretch relative to him/her. At some point it would be clear that the current wretch was a big boss relative to you. So, it might take time, but the return will be big for you.

See, the exercise in the above paragraph becomes worthwhile if one can see "life in all namable things" during the process.

[/"It's all simple to explain, but it's all philosophical mumbo jumbo" warning]

Wow, that certainly boosts my respect for proper philosophers. Thoreau made a passing by thought once about a "nation of philosophers". I can put up those paragraphs if people request.

DrSpengler · Post by **DrSpengler** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:26 am

Originally posted by Sir Auros

Also, Hound is, as ever, a little black girl.

Oh no you di'int!

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:30 pm

So the only person here who comes across as even half sane is in fact not a person at all?

Figures.

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:23 pm

And here I was hoping you'd bust out with something along the lines of Big Man being the father of the baby. [song]The midget's the baabyyyy's daaaaaddyyyyyyy! WHOO![/song]

Prowl1984 · Post by **Prowl1984** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:58 pm

So does this mean cliffy (although he's not staff) is somekind of automated defence system designed to clamp down on dimwittery? and thefallenone is an idiot program designed to keep cliffy mk I running efficiently during a lull in idiocy?

DrSpengler · Post by **DrSpengler** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:05 pm

Or more importantly, is Hound voiced by Cree Summer or is s/he in that 1% of the Little Black Girl population that isn't?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:35 pm

Originally posted by DrSpengler
Or more importantly, is Hound voiced by Cree Summer or is s/he in that 1% of the Little Black Girl population that isn't?

If you phone that 0981 number he works weekends on you'll find out...

Post by **Hound** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:54 pm

Luke's out of his mind, I'm not a little black girl and I don't even know who Cree Summers is.

I'm certainly not what I seem, though what I am actually has, to date, proven a mystery to everyone including myself...

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:20 am

For the poor viewers/souls who havn't taken a course in philosophy, I highly reccomend this 112 page, easy going book:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/019505 ... oding=UTF8

(Used it myself before my Philosophy of Science whack in the head course

)

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:24 am

Originally posted by Hound
Luke's out of his mind, I'm not a little black girl and I don't even know who Cree Summers is.

Just because you don't know who she is doesn't mean she's not your voice...

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:50 am

Yeah I doubt the Sugababes know who actually sing on their records

Bouncelot · Post by **Bouncelot** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:45 am

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
So the only person here who comes across as even half sane is in fact not a person at all?

Welcome to the internet.

Chromia · Post by **Chromia** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:23 am

Originally posted by Prowl1984
So does this mean cliffy (although he's not staff) is somekind of automated defence system designed to clamp down on dimwittery? and thefallenone is an idiot program designed to keep cliffy mk I running efficiently during a lull in idiocy?

Stranger things have been known to happen at this place...

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:15 am

I think it's about time I told of my "intellectual bad-trip". See, my "circulation" post above came from a nascent idea that was running in my head. At times I thought I was onto a breakthrough; something that might blow the socks off my best model idea for our universe. I changed my signature for this reason.

It's nothing concrete and it isnt a single idea, just bits of ideas that one would like to see connected. Once I was going along one of the parts and I found myself saying "every thought is a human being".

So I have to be careful to explain what I am feeling (some arguments for the ideas are purely feeling based) and also organize the parts.

I have forgotten the cronological order in which I gathered bits. That doesn't really matter: my brain went into overdrive and I couldn't tell where, I myself, was comming from. The bad-trip bit is in that I took the ideas to be fact for a time, a time of superstitious drunkenness which ended with a depressing return to 21st century reality.

What do you guys think so far?

optihut · Post by **optihut** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:04 am

Originally posted by Sir Auros
Denyer is a myth created to scare you all. The poster known as Denyer is one of the most complex bots ever created as an experiment by our site's owner. Yes, Brendan is the world's foremost bot programmer, which coincidentally explains how the bills are paid around here.

That, and you monkeys clicky clicking those banners every now and then.

Also, Hound is, as ever, a little black girl.

Nice try, Cliffjumper, but we all know that the mods are simply your sock accounts.

Sixswitch · Post by **Sixswitch** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:40 pm

Originally posted by Axe

Have you spoken sense at any point in your life?

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