Alright, fine. I can go with the Wheelie rocks thing if need be. Wheelie was my first TF ever after all.
Originally posted by Wildrider
So let's examine the evidence, wheel (lol) start wth his original G1 tech specs!
Strength '5' - He's harder than Cliffjumper! (4)
Intelligence '6' - He's more intelligent than fanboy favourite Target Master Hot Rod (5)
Speed '8' - Wow he's quicker than Sideswipe, Sunstreaker AND Target Master Blurr!
Endurance '9' - He's got as much staying power as Metroplex AND
Fortress Maximus!(9) More than Jetfire! (4) WowzorRz!
Rank '5' - He's as valued in the Autobot chain of command as Brawn! (Dead OR Alive).
Courage '9' - This kid's got just as much balls as Ultra Magnus, Springer, Kup and most of the Dinobots(9)!!!
Firepower '7' - This slingshot has more firepower than Prowl and Jazz (5) Packing just as much heat as Computron! (7)OMFG!
Skill '8' - This minibot has more skillz than Omega Supreme (6) and Superion (7)
This time Wheelie does
not get eaten by Sharkticons. Instead, demonstrating tactical genius over and above the self-assured brilliance we've all come to expect from good ol' "No you don't Megatron!" Hot Rod, Wheelie the "wild boy" of Quintessa, the sole survivor of his party, a poor misunderstood youth driven so mad with loneliness that he now speaks in only strange, rhyming sentences, formulates a cunning plan. He will
storm the Quintesson citadel and
commandeer their vessel, and
seek out strange new life forms in uncharted galaxies! He shall be...
Wheelie the Adventurer!
Wheelie the adventurer reaches the Quintesson citadel in no time thanks to his
amazing speed (as fast as Blurr!). However, the Quintessons are engaging in their bi-weekly 'chuckle therapy' sessions and besides that have closed and locked the doors ever since Wheelie started ringing their doorbell and driving away a few astro-weeks ago. This poses a problem for our hero. Though he could easily
beat up Spike, or even
a weaker Autobot such as Cliffjumper, Wheelie the adventurer is not exactly the strongest Autobot alive (even though he is nevertheless
as valuable as Brawn). However (cue Madeleine theme), what Wheelie the Adventurer lacks in strength he makes up for in both
endurance (as much as Fortress Maximus AND Metroplex) and
courage (it sometimes seems as if not even the noble
Ultra Magnus or the
mighty Dinobots can match the
steely nerve of Wheelie the Adventurer). So Wheelie steadfastly begins to bravely batter down the doors of the Quintesson citadel with his mighty
three-bladed knife. After some time the Quintessons notice the fearsome might of Wheelie the Adventurer at their very doorstep and, still chuckling for some inexplicable reason, send out their
sinister Sharkticon guards to capture him. Oh no! *gasp* What will our hero do? Like the
great Optimus Prime our hero despises taking any and all life: his
inherent nobility of soul is such that he mourns even for the lives of his mortal foes!
Alas, life is cruel, and "only the fierce may live". Now that he is under attack by hordes of his mortal enemies, our diminutive hero regretfully pulls out his
trusty sling. Drawing on the immense destructive power of his
fire-stones - as powerful as the weapon of Autobots
most technologically advanced gestalt, Computron - Wheelie the Adventurer lives up to his motto and, with
all the skill of the mighty Omega Supreme lays waste to the Sharkticon hordes. After entering the citadel and slaughtering his cruel five-faced oppressors Wheelie the Adventurer is instantly able to decipher the strange Quintesson controls (Hot Rod had to read the instruction manual, he's so stoopid), and begins his quest to explore the galaxy...
After many exciting adventures I can't be bothered making up - maybe something involving space pirates - Wheelie finds the planet Junkion, where he marries Wreck-Gar, becomes Queen of the Junkions, and saves Christmas. He, Santa Claus, and the Junkions all dance happily ever after.