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What's your handle, stranger?
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Come here often?
Only when whelps need beating... or when the planets are aligned correctly...
Where have you been all my life?
In the recesses of three minds... muwah hah aha ah
What brings you here?
The amalgamation and tangible manifestation of the dark sides of three members of staff....
How you doin' [/joey]?
How you doin'...?
Date o' birth?
Officially?
<------- Though I/we have existed as rumor, heresay and deja vu for longer than I/we remember... just like the Men in Black!!
How tall are ya?
Height is an abstract concept mastered by no man!! Or was that time? May even have been me/us....
Hair colour?
Not applicable
Eye colour?
Burning red with the fires of justice!!!
You on a PC or a Mac?
Brenyer91 has no need for computer terminals!! I live within cyberspace itself! Just like in that cheap Saban show that was of the same ilk as Power Rangers, where that dude leapt into his computer to fight viruses... Brenyer91 is like the virus... but not
Elvis or the Beatles?
Pulp Fiction so rocks...
Last album you bought?
"Music to ban whelps by" Volume 3.
Was it any good?
I/we came out of retirement for it!!
All time fave album?
"Music to ban whelps by" Volume 1. Just can't beat the originals...
Pets?
Only Flec...
Fave colour?
The lovely shade of delightful white that flashes before my eyes when I ban somebody...
Fave food?
Lurker steak... Trollburgers are nice too... Though Fillet o' Whelp is working its way onto the menu...
Favourite drink?
Newbie blood
What song are you listening to right now? (or failing that, what's the tune buzzing round yer head?)
"Flesh is burning nananana"
Fave sport/hobby?
Bannings!!!
Read any good books lately?
The Denyer component reads... the rest of Brenyer91 sleeps... or burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrns..... FOR THE ROYALTY!!!!!!!!!!
All time fave book?
War and Peace! Big and chunky... it went up in flames beautifully... brought a tear to our subconscious... *sniff*
Favourite film?
Something with Sandra Bullock
Something with sarcasm!
Something with socio-political humour and observation!
(Directed by Kevin Smith)
Favourite TV show?
The wires are crossed... Brenyer91 cannot reach a conclusion... and now the news, don't touch that dial!!
VHS or DVD?
VHS has more plastic! It burns so much better....
Cassette or CD?
Frisbeeeeeeeee!!! Just sharpen the edges and newbies will never return...
Smoke?
The couches have been known to....
Bite your nails?
Hello??? No physical form...
Am I boring you?
You're a part of me/us... I/we've heard it all before... oh, and I/we still say that fantasy's disgusting...
It's TFA's round. What are you having?
Matches and your couch!!
Fountain pen or ballpoint?
Fountain pens make so much more mess when you stab with them...
Been to many foreign countries?
Brenyer91's consciousness is spread halfway across the world...
Want to go to any?
Not France...
Breakfast television or early morning radio?
Yeah...
Multilingual?
Que?
"Pink, I need you to be cool. Are you cool?"
"Torture you? Yeah, that's good... good idea..."
Touch-type or hit-and-hope?
Think!
What's on your computer desk?
No computer desk in cyberspace... oh, a can of Pepsi...
McDonalds or Burger King?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... flame grilled!!
Got your own webspace?
All around you... muwahaha
Creation or evolution?
Brenyer91 is the evolution of your creation!! You people created it, Brenyer91 evolved.... do the math!
What are you doing tonight, wanna go catch a movie?
Sure... just don't try any funny business... I'm not that kind of manifestation...
Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
I wasn't thinking, you should have smelt what the Crock was baking... X-Pac in a fatsuit! Miznark...
Do you feel in anyway violated by the questions asked?
Only in a good way...
And our tie-breaker...
In five hundred lines or less, tell us anything else you'd like to add about yourself...
